VERY VERY FUNNY ASS JOKES

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How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican Guy?
It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.


There is an American, a German, and a Mexican.
They are in all in a boat.
The boat is about to sink.
Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter!
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says:
"We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says:
"We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies:
"We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!.


What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A bean dip.


There was a German, an American, and a Mexican.
They were walking in the woods.
Suddenly a herd of buffalo came at them.
They ran and ran until they saw a shack and went in it.
2 days later the buffalo left.
The men got out of the shack only to find layers of crap everywhere!
They were forced to jump in because there was no way out.
The German took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my waist. "
The American took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my knees. "
Then the Mexican took a leap and said,
" It's not bad, it's only up to my ankles.
" The American asked, " How did you do that. "
The Mexican replied in a muffled voice, " I jumped in head first. "


Why do Mexicans eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap.


There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They had been travelling for days and were very, hungry.
They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them.
The farmer said, "Since I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you... If you stuff 100 of your favorite fruit up your a$$ without laughing.
The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite fruit. He got up to 78 and burst out laghing. So the farmer shot him with a shotgun.
The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 92 but started laughing so the farmer killed him too.
When the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed.
They both replied, "We saw the Mexican with watermelons."


Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?


A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence.
He pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"


Why doesnt Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!!


An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane
when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says
" We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.


How can you tell when Mexicans move in the neighborhood?
When Blacks get car insurance.


Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up.
This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"


Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.


Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

man im laughin so hard LMFAO

[AxleF]

   Racial jokes of any kinda just rub me the wrong way.. like Nima said:

axlefohley: I hate racial jokes of any kind... I dont know why
axlefohley: they all just rub me the wrong way
calilovelbcdpgc: its just jokes, none of that is meant seriously you know?
axlefohley: I know theres no harm intended
calilovelbcdpgc: yeah
axlefohley: and its just jokes
axlefohley: Im not mad.. I just have a hard time finding the funny side in it all
axlefohley: I feel you
axlefohley: Imma reply
axlefohley: with my corner sappy ass explanation..

So there you have it.  Im a brotha.. and down with all cuz we all human.  Even though its all jokes and in fun.. Im just the type of guy who doesn't get off of talkin about my brown brothaz.  Period.  No hard no foul.  Just my opinion.  (I dont dig people talkin about White Trash jokes either.  Im universal wit it)

Axle

[I luv Coochie]

I tought my asians jokes were funnier.

[Woodrow]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

[I luv Coochie]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

You Right.  This clown is a joke.

[min0rity]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

exactly JOKES...if you not matured enough to handle it don't read it....you talk about racism but just look at your signature

[min0rity]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

You Right.  This clown is a joke.

you call me a clown but you post up asian jokes...right shut the fuck up

[Woodrow]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

exactly JOKES...if you not matured enough to handle it don't read it....you talk about racism but just look at your signature

How is my Signature racist? I'm Quoting Something Snoop Dogg said. It's not hurtfull nor racist in the least bit.

[min0rity]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

exactly JOKES...if you not matured enough to handle it don't read it....you talk about racism but just look at your signature

How is my Signature racist? I'm Quoting Something Snoop Dogg said. It's not hurtfull nor racist in the least bit.

man can you just lighten up?? this is supposed to be a joke..just like your sig. it seems like your purposely making a big deal out of nothing...i have nothing against mexicans or any other race whatsoever..its a joke..youre in your 20's am i correct???...mannnnnn

[Woodrow]

How is your name supposed to be Anti-racist,

but you post up racist jokes?

exactly JOKES...if you not matured enough to handle it don't read it....you talk about racism but just look at your signature

How is my Signature racist? I'm Quoting Something Snoop Dogg said. It's not hurtfull nor racist in the least bit.

man can you just lighten up?? this is supposed to be a joke..just like your sig. it seems like your purposely making a big deal out of nothing...i have nothing against mexicans or any other race whatsoever..its a joke..youre in your 20's am i correct???...mannnnnn

Sorry, I just don't think hate is a funny thing.  

[Kaidy]

Jokes that discredit or stereotype any race should have no place in our society. You kids need to stop that shit.

[bez]

Jokes that discredit or stereotype any race should have no place in our society. You kids need to stop that shit.

What does NASA stand for?














































Need Another Seven Astronaughts.

[Tha_Reverend]

^^^LMOA^^^^ Now THAT'S funny

[Woodrow]

Jokes that discredit or stereotype any race should have no place in our society. You kids need to stop that shit.

I think they do have a place in our societ. It's an easy way to tell who's smart and who's ignorant.