Author Topic: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!  (Read 822 times)

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The Green Lantern
He's Back ...
AND HE'S FABULOUS!!!

The Green Lantern has been rebooted -- he's young again, and he's gay.

DC Comics just announced which character is coming out of the closet, and it's Alan Scott, aka the Green Lantern.

In his prior life, Green Lantern -- on Earth 2 (in an alternate universe) -- was married with 2 superhero kids.  But now he's come back as an unmarried, media mogul who we're sure throws amazing Hollywood parties.  He's also a Type-A.  Sound like anyone you've heard of???

But here's the thing ... we smell tokenism. Fictional fact is there are more than 7,200 Green Lanterns in DC's comic book world -- so adding ONE gay lantern, in an alternate universe no less, suddenly seems less impressive.

Fun fact: The Green Lantern's Achilles' Heel is wood.


When news broke that a comic book hero would be re-introduced as gay, the organization One Million Moms released a statement saying, "Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models? They don’t but do want to indoctrinate impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light."

In response to that, GLAAD tells TMZ, "The idea that a comic book character will make young people gay is as outlandish as saying it will give them a green power ring and the ability to fly. Even more outlandish is the idea that there are 'one million moms' who believe this hate group's anti-gay nonsense. From Christian churches to sports fields, to now even fictional comic book worlds, our culture overwhelmingly supports gay and lesbian Americans and that's what anti-gay groups like this are working against."

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/01/the-green-lantern-gay-dc-comics/
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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 01:20:08 PM »
lmao...the guy in the pic looks like cham in 15 years, no lie

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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2012, 01:24:10 PM »
 8) but on a serious note...


Wowzers.... this GGL (Gay Green Latern) is NOT a good thing
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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 03:09:19 PM »
sucks for ryan reynolds.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2012, 05:48:34 PM »
You really are the worst poster here. Ok, not the worst, but you're up there. Wowzers.
 

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 05:53:00 PM »
You really are the worst poster here. Ok, not the worst, but you're up there. Wowzers.

What makes me a bad poster?
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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2012, 06:17:10 PM »
He mad cuz u "spamming" .. As if the one thousand cocksuckin threads on the front page ain't spam in their own right

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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2012, 06:24:55 PM »
this is almost as funny as cancer.
 

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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2012, 02:28:10 PM »
this is almost as funny as cancer.

i wish you had cancer....

hahahaha

it was funny to me
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2012, 04:08:34 PM »
This nigga is trying to make super hero jokes, when he attempts to be the cracked out, nigga version of Inspector Gadget. #fail
 

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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2012, 04:16:33 PM »
 8) There's my lil Gilligan dressed as the GGL  ;D
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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2012, 04:17:38 PM »
8) There's my lil Gilligan dressed as the GGL  ;D

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Re: The Green Lantern He's Back ... AND HE'S Cham's Boyfriend!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2012, 04:19:10 PM »
The Flash has always looked like a fag to me


 

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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2012, 04:32:10 PM »
8) There's my lil Gilligan dressed as the GGL  ;D

lmao, son stays dreamin' about me.

yup the way bizzar dreams about beiber... lmfao
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