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ILL-Logic-AL:
England 1 - 3 Australia

We conceded three goals to them stupid fuckin Aussie twats on home soil? I think its about time we got someone ENGLISH in as manager, not some overpaid Swedish nobhead.

Gary chuffin Neville? Shave your porno tash you stupid fuck. David James pranced like a fuckin fairy everytime a cross came in. What was Owen doing? Why does this overrated little boy get into the side? James beattie wasnt amazing but atleast he made an effort.

Jenas, Rooney, and Murphy (as much as I hate the scouse git) played better then most of the first halfers. The sooner Woodgate is back from injury the better because Sol "lets throw ourselve into everytackle" Campbell is a stupid fuckin donkey.

....and if Seamen and Heskey make it into the squad Sven should be shot. He needs to stop fuckin stupid bitches that are after his money and start going to football games.

Joachim:
RIO!! RIO!! RIO!! RIO!!

I hope him and Neville play like that on Saturday, both got roasted for the Aussie goals, shamefull, i hope Fergie can convince them to abandon their country like Roy Keane did.

Owen? Beattie? Blah.. Franny (one chance one goal) and Roonaldo are the fucking future, Jenas also played a blinder.

Shame on Sven for playing Scholes and Cole when they were blatantly unfit aswell.

The Aussies deserved it, we have'nt outplayed a team since Denmark.

bez:
rooney never really had much of a chance on the ball, althogh he did send in an amazin cross.  He had like 2 shots aswell which aint really bad.  We are awful tho, it was one of the most boring matches I have seen for ages.  Kewell is awesome.

Jay ay Beee:
lol

Isn't it amazing how Gary Neville, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, David Beckham either play shit or look like they can't be bothered.  The second half team played better because... the match was more important to them.  They were playing for their future careers, ie. Mills.  Week in week out Gary Neville is better than Danny Mills by a huge margin.  Why?  Because he is naturally a better player.  But tonight, this match meant fuck all to Gary Neville (just using him as an example, there are others).  Do you think Neville wants to risk injury playing full pelt against a third world football nation when hes playing in the biggest match of the season on saturday, is gonna be playing Juventus in the European Cup in a week etc.?  Fuck no.  So why the suprise when England play shit?  
  Contrast that with Lazaridis, Chipperfield, Skoko, footballing nobodies, couldn't clean majority of England first teams boots.  But this is a huge match for these guys, Australia want to prove they are worthy of competing at the very top, these players have next to nothing domestically, so they go full pelt internationally.  Kewell, Okon and Viduka as well.  They play well because 1)England is more glamorous than Selhurst Park and 2)They don't give a shit  about Leeds in their current situation.

So either get angry about it, pretend players that have won everything in their careers are really Scottish Division 2 or accept the realities that the England first teamers who are playing for everything at club level DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AN INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLY AGAINST KANGAROOS.

I'm right.
You know it.

Jay ay Beee:

--- Quote from: Joachim on February 12, 2003, 03:35:10 PM ---i hope Fergie can convince them to abandon their country like Roy Keane did.

--- End quote ---

lol

Roy Keane gives everything week in week out for club.
Has dodgy knees.
Plays 60 games a season, and the stats show that he runs further in a game than any other Prem player.
In the matches that matter, he plays his heart out (ie. vs Holland), doing 10 times more than anyone else.
International friendly comes along he prioritises, so he misses the big match vs Outer Mongolia on a Tuesday night on a shitty pitch.  Niall Quinn would never miss it would he?  Although he can't be bothered to suddenly 'get fit' for the clubs that pay his wages.
Keane demands Ireland setup incorporates proffesionalism, just like Wenger, Fergie - the top managers in the game.
"Do you think Jimmy Floyd Hassaibank is eating pizza?"
Macho Ireland manager gets upset at hearing the truth, accuses Keane, the greatest player the Republic have ever had, of faking injury, in front of every other Ireland player.
Keane snaps.
Cue furore, Keane too principled to apologise when he actually did very little wrong apart from being honest.
Mcarthy soon realises Ireland are shit without Keane (BUT THEY BEAT SAUDI ARABIA 3-0 WITHOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!), has already fucked up Euro 2004, and leaves.
Kerr comes in, makes no real moves to accomodate Keane, is not good enough to rescue campaign.
Keane sits at home, with United chasing 4 trophies, Keane just come back from surgery prioritises.  He figures that, if he is to give his all in every game, he can only do that by marginalising the lesser games.
Let 'honourable' players like Mcateer doss about with Sunderland in the Premiership and put in a bit of effort in Macedonia, Keane is 32, has injury problems, is not willing to be the only real fighter of a lost cause, and go unappreciated.
Keane takes advice from the man he most respects and trusts in football, and retires.

There's the truth, try and look past the media spin next time, because if you don't think Alan Shearer and Bergkamp (and many others), were not advised by people within the game to give up international football in order to give your all for the team that pays your wages, you're very mistaken.  

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