sinister vs owen

[·SiNiStEr·]

sorry dawg that alt codes were fuckin up my post

just start here anew

[·SiNiStEr·]

~For some odd reason this character "Owen" thinks hes capable of "flowin"//
~Fool, my rhymes will disentangle your cerebellum "without~you~even~knowin"//
~But whilst this fool is "countin~sheep", my rhymes build fortifications stronger than a "medieval~keep"//[1]
~I look through the glass "watchin~him~snore" on his dresser I see the "lube~ dildos~and~more"
~Gay porn and weak rhymes cant save your "sarcastic~ass"//
~I hurl my literal shot-put at you via a "fantastic~pass"//
~Your sarcasm cant save you from "this~battle", I herd your wack-ass "flows"~"to~and~fro" "like~cattle"//
~When I spit my verse I make tha "walls~rattle" this rap tremor Owen feels in his bed scares him worse than his "mom's~paddle//[2]
~My "keystyle~omen" comes at you "with~grace", fuck that, my flows bring down niggaz like "cops~with~mace"//
~You best get to "runnin" cuz wack~ass wiggaz like yaself is to whom "I~be~gunnin"//


[1] - "countin' sheep" is sleeping.
[2] - "mom's~paddle" method of spanking.

aight dawg sry bout that whole thread but it wuz fuckt for some reason, hopefully u see this one.

im out
peace

[TheSheriff]

* SAMPLE OF ICE CUBE* I'm a natural born killa

I'm too smooth for you, how does it feel to lose to a guy schooled in kung fu,
A guy who learned on the streets that fakes get greets from Weets (1), fuck,
A guy whose had more pussy as a virgin than a guy whose ego is burgeoning,
Jason Vigo (2) is urgin ya to join him with a carrot tin, who is to blame,
For your lyrical death, I'm a Miracle Breath (3), I'm a tyrannical Best (4),
I'm bringing pests that eat ya motherfucking chest, now back off, lest
I show you some real Momma jokes, you're like Bizarre on coke,
A farce, rhymes are broke, fat makes ya choke, what you representing, loc?
Claiming USA, act like you're Dupri to the Jay, like him you're gay,
Get on your knees and pray I withdraw from the fray, or else I'll make you pay!

1) Weets is a nickname for Smith and Wessons
2) Jason Vigo is this comic book villain who acts like the devil, tempting people.
3) The miracle breath is in one of the Catholic Apochrypha; how Pope Adrian IV had the miracle breath.
4) George Best is often reckoned the best soccer player of all time.

Good luck, y'all vote, peace.

[·SiNiStEr·]

uhhh, chief


u forgot explanations

[TheSheriff]

Uh, chief, I was doing them whilst you were posting that.

[·SiNiStEr·]

plz vote people

[__kaLipZo__]

Gonna hav to go with sinister on this one, had some nice punches although both verses flowed well, i gotta go w/ sini on this one, nice battle both ya'all

Vote - Sinister

[TheSheriff]

Kalipzo says he'll vote, beyond that, me and you are the only peeps who vote, lol.

[TheSheriff]

1-0 Sinister

BTW, general thought, I always thought KOs were gay. But rules stand.

[·SiNiStEr·]

no shit lol

sorta pissin me off

me and u vote for everyone else's battles and shyt

o well, if we lucky we might get 2 other votes by the next winter solstice

[TheSheriff]

Word

[__kaLipZo__]

no shit lol

sorta pissin me off

me and u vote for everyone else's battles and shyt

o well, if we lucky we might get 2 other votes by the next winter solstice

Shouldnt be much for you guys...


It took 2 weeks for Daygo to beat Pr1mo for the heavyweight, so consider yourselves lucky to have my 1 vote..=)

[·SiNiStEr·]

well my battle with <the answer> is still standin wif 1 vote so ...





yup

[Quakaveli]

Shit Owens da homie n all but I liked Sinisters verse more hnoestly. peace.

[TheSheriff]

2-0

well done man

(if quake's verse counts; but I don't remember explanations in the rules)