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i may convert to Judaism. i dont have to grow the lil things that shyne has on the side of his head do i ?
I thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.
Muslams and jews are the scam off the earth!!! They arent both respansable for all the war going on today and yet there bittered enemies!!
Quote from: Heinz on November 15, 2013, 10:21:13 AMI thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.
Quote from: Aladin on November 15, 2013, 10:29:14 AMQuote from: Heinz on November 15, 2013, 10:21:13 AMI thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.Is that from the Qur'an?
Quote from: Heinz on November 15, 2013, 12:48:09 PMQuote from: Aladin on November 15, 2013, 10:29:14 AMQuote from: Heinz on November 15, 2013, 10:21:13 AMI thought having a sense of humor was forbidden in islam.No on the contrary our Prophet used to joke:He was sitting with a kid and they both ate dates.But the young kid was placing the date seed next to where the Prophet was placing them.So he jokingly said 2 our beloved Prophet. "Look at the ammount of date seeds you have, you must be very hungry "The Prophet replied: I am, but you are more hungry because you ate the dates with seeds and all, you have no seeds left in font of you.Is that from the Qur'an?No, the Quran is not like other religious scriptures.For Example:The Bible contains the words of Prophets, Words of G-d, History, Letters. it is a collection of different books.The Quran contains only they words of G_d. That is why it is forbidden for us to touch it if we are (spiritual) unclean.The sayings of the Prophet, are separate books.Stories and interpretation are separate books.And islamic History is separate books.
Must be hard to ever touch the Quran then.Is there a separate book for the jokes of the Prophet?
man thank you i was about to txt you my brother...this would have kept me up at night.how do you feel about shine as a jewish rapper...good look?
Quote from: Heinz on November 15, 2013, 01:20:59 PMMust be hard to ever touch the Quran then.Is there a separate book for the jokes of the Prophet?We have a spirtual cleaning. where we wash ourselfs. It is called Wudu.. And it is obligatory before prayers and if you want 2 touch the Quran.But no there is no book with jokes.