Kevin Durant has nicknamed himself "The Servant"... what in the fuck?

[Halu Sination]

His reasoning?

"I like to serve everybody. My teammates. Ushers at the game. The fans," Durant said in an interview Friday, when asked why he chose "The Servant" as his new moniker.

His reasons for choosing his nickname aren't too bad, but he really should've left nicknames alone altogether. He's always been the kind of player to let his game do his talking for him, and he really should've kept it that way, because the dude sure as fuck doesn't know how to pick a nickname that commands respect.


Read more:
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10474968/kevin-durant-oklahoma-city-thunder-wants-called-servant
http://deadspin.com/no-kevin-durant-you-are-not-the-servant-1524400666

[Hack Wilson - real]

lame as fuck


stick with the Durantula

[Chamillitary Click]

Servant to the King. At least he knows his place.

[Halu Sination]

lame as fuck


stick with the Durantula

Or Slim Reaper. Both are a thousand times better than Servant. Hell, KD is better than Servant

[Sccit]

lame as fuck


stick with the Durantula

MONEY