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why do you Kuffar wipe your ass with toilet paper and not wash off your dick?
Jack Trippa 3z company ho:
Sometimes after I really blow up the toilet I'll have to shower.
Allah Akbar.
Desert Lord:
--- Quote from: Infinite on March 11, 2014, 03:26:47 PM ---You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers. Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter. That shit is nasty. Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!
Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa. And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times. Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.
In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper. They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom. The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes. You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing. You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well. Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat.
...This is basic stuff every human being should know. But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
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1st: do you think all africans are muslims? the majority are christians man..2nd what do you mean with "take a bottle full of water and do your thing", you put that bottle in your butt or what? i can't imagine how that would be "cleaner" in any way...the baby wipe thing seems to be the cleanest way to me
Desert Lord:
--- Quote from: Señor Seagully on March 12, 2014, 03:20:42 AM ---
--- Quote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 12, 2014, 02:25:12 AM ---
--- Quote from: Infinite on March 11, 2014, 10:33:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 11, 2014, 04:23:53 PM ---religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions ever
this pretty summarize all
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Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
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a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that
and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist
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I can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.
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lmao
Petey:
this is the professional american method.
only sophisticated americans have figured this out...pay attention amatuer shitters im about to drop game.
lay down a strip of toilet paper on top of the water to minimize splashback.
proceed to shit
afterwards use the best toilet paper your buget can allow to wipe the majority of shit from your ass....corn chunks, peanut fragments etc.
then proceed to using a flushable moistened wipe to detail clean your asshole.
*protip: follow up with a single wipe form a dry sheet if the feeling of wet cheeks bothers you.
one of the few things i envy euros for is they have bidets. id love to spray my ass and junk clean everytime i use the bathroom...my homeboy tone cant shit with out taking ashower immediately afterwards. nigga wouldnt even ask you hed be all in your towels and shit.
hes in jail now i wonder how thats working out for him.
Jack Trippa 3z company ho:
When I lived in Miami my crib had a bidet. Shit was high pressure as fuck, if u opened it all the way up it would hit the ceiling for real. Glad I test drove it first before using it. It's a phenomenal thing tho and should be required in every home.
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