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why do you Kuffar wipe your ass with toilet paper and not wash off your dick?

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MUHFUKKA:
an anal douche with the same water bottle everyone uses in the bushes in africa sounds much cleaner. getting shit on your hand on purpose is definitely more civilized as well.  for real i always try to time my shits with showers if possible. and if youre worried abut a couple drops of piss in your boxers youre more of a woman than i thought

MUHFUKKA:
also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour

Matty:
if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.

keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.

Petey:

--- Quote from: MUHFUKKA on March 12, 2014, 01:52:57 PM ---also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour

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Petey:

--- Quote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 05:21:35 PM ---if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.

keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.

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i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.

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