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why do you Kuffar wipe your ass with toilet paper and not wash off your dick?
Matty:
--- Quote from: Petey Wheatstraw on March 12, 2014, 07:18:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 05:21:35 PM ---if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
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i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
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sounds good, nothing beats a good shit and it's hard to get enough fibre. i think as you get older the sensation of a well formed, sticky, solid shit popping out can almost be orgasmic. i also find the good herb keeps the digestion working nicely. my shits normally suffer and get a little sloppy if i'm taking a break off the weed. hard life.
Remedy360:
Why are you asking questions about ass-wiping and dicks?
KrazySumwhat:
Wow Muslims even think they better than everyone else because of the way people wipe they arse? Most Elitist religion fucking EVER! ( i know you cant judge a whole religion on one fanatic but this is a good example of the way that most Muslim(seem) to think).
--- Quote from: B A N A N A S on March 11, 2014, 04:34:42 PM ---I use pages from the koran instead of toilet paper. Sometimes the prophet mohamed comes up from hell and does it for me.
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:laugh:
Maybe you should go to Japan? No they aint Islamic but apparently all of their toilets wash out your arse and even dry it afterwards?
Who the fuck washes their dick after a piss? lol i guess your Muslim so you dont drink beer, ha ha imagine when you are hitting the beers hard and you break the seal and need to wash your dick every drunken piss.
Kinds reminds me of that Sugafree lyric where he putting a bitch in her place(lol). something like "bitch tellin me to wash my hands after i touch my dick, i said listen here bitch i wash my hands before i touch my dick"...
Petey:
--- Quote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 07:44:36 PM ---
--- Quote from: Petey Wheatstraw on March 12, 2014, 07:18:12 PM ---
--- Quote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 05:21:35 PM ---if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue.
keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
--- End quote ---
i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
--- End quote ---
sounds good, nothing beats a good shit and it's hard to get enough fibre. i think as you get older the sensation of a well formed, sticky, solid shit popping out can almost be orgasmic. i also find the good herb keeps the digestion working nicely. my shits normally suffer and get a little sloppy if i'm taking a break off the weed. hard life.
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yeah a good smoke often leads to a strong deuce...im not sure about orgasmic but i certainly feel rejuvenated and invigorated after a huge sinus clearing pre shower dump. lol who was the guy on da sauce that said he liked the sensation of pushing a turd out of your ass and said thats the whole reason we have nerve endings down there is for that feeling (of pushing objects thru your rectum)??? lol one of you fools said that shit hahahaha was it rapsody?
Aladin:
I think the word to describe it is a feeling of relief.
The same goes for the following situations:
When you are in the airplane and had a long journey and you are about to exit the flight.
The same feeling of relief, the same feeling when you can stretch your legs and walk freely.
The same goes when your blatter is all full... and not a restroom in a mile. After you relief yourself... well you get the picture.
We should not be assoctiating these acts with any sexual feelings like orgasm.
That is when satan comes sitting next to you and whispers you that there is more to it then just the feeling of relief.
keep yourself healthy in good shape and remember Satan is indeed your enemy. The devil is in the details....
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