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You dirty kuffar turn your underwear into diapers. Rubbing poop with a napkin isn't going to do anything but spread that shit around like dried up peanut butter. That shit is nasty. Then to make it worse you all don't wash off your dick with water either after you pee... you leave excess all over your underwear and pants... damn you filthy kuffar!!Shit... they don't even have toilet paper in Africa. And even some masjids in America don't even have toilet paper.... In Africa they don't even have the toilet seat often times. Same with some masjids in America they don't even have the toilet seat.In Africa, you often see just a whole in the ground, a watering pot, and no toilet paper. They don't have gas stations and public restrooms everywhere that you stop in McDonalds and go use the restroom. The bathroom is the side of the rode in some bushes. You take a bottle full of water, pull your pants down and do your thing. You wipe your ass spotless clean with water and wash your dick off as well. Then once you get to some soap you wash off your left hand, but you never use your right hand to wipe your ass because you use that hand to eat....This is basic stuff every human being should know. But if you haven't learned it yet, you should consider converting to Islam.
Quote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 12, 2014, 02:25:12 AMQuote from: Infinite on March 11, 2014, 10:33:12 PMQuote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 11, 2014, 04:23:53 PMreligion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions everthis pretty summarize all Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not existI can picture you sitting in the Poznan sunrise eating your canned kielbasa's saying: 'fuck yeah its nice' while bumping some Treali Deuce smoking a blunt.
Quote from: Infinite on March 11, 2014, 10:33:12 PMQuote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 11, 2014, 04:23:53 PMreligion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions everthis pretty summarize all Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?a what? break of the day is a normal thing it will happen regardless, so why i should thank anyone for that and if i see something good i will just say 'fuck yeah its nice' but i wont thanks to some imaginary thing which does not exist
Quote from: ICHI THE KILLER on March 11, 2014, 04:23:53 PMreligion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions everthis pretty summarize all Then who do you thank when you see the break of day or some good ish?
religion is for weak people and islam and chirstianity are 2 dumbest religions everthis pretty summarize all
The blood gang embraces Tupac as a member even if YOU dont.
also when youre at your shithole apartment in kansas city do you wipe your ass with your hand or what? you trying to say you never use toilet paper at all? and this is all pretty ironic coming from the lying wigger who self admittedly wipes old people's assholes for 10 punk ass dollars an hour
if your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue. keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.
Quote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 05:21:35 PMif your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue. keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.
I use pages from the koran instead of toilet paper. Sometimes the prophet mohamed comes up from hell and does it for me.
Quote from: Petey Wheatstraw on March 12, 2014, 07:18:12 PMQuote from: Matty on March 12, 2014, 05:21:35 PMif your ass gets particularly messy more fibre might be a good idea. the best shits always come clean out - hardly any, if any residue. keep that shit on a shit to shit basis.i do a strong dose of metamucil about five nights a week before bed and wake up and take extremely satisfying shits.sounds good, nothing beats a good shit and it's hard to get enough fibre. i think as you get older the sensation of a well formed, sticky, solid shit popping out can almost be orgasmic. i also find the good herb keeps the digestion working nicely. my shits normally suffer and get a little sloppy if i'm taking a break off the weed. hard life.