My Useless Infamous Genius Idiotic School Stories

[Doggystylin]

ok yall , you might have seen these posts before, but everytime some funny shit or somethin speacial happens to me at school ima come here to share with you, feel free to tell your school stories too

now here ima post some past posts of my stories you might have missed

anyways, my spanish class kicks ass, same with my woodshop class. my teacher glued this kids hands together for comin in late and then another person came in late and he told thme to do 25 push ups in front of the class, i was LMAO. oh yeah and my spanish class kicks ass cause ....well mostly cause of this hott girl, whooooaa!!
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hey u know what my woodshop teacher says??

lol, he says when u die they ( the people who wash you up) will cut you open and take out everthing in your body and fill you up with some preservative adn they will crack your head open and take out your brain with a spoon, and some taste it for some reason. lol seriously, he said he wasnt lyin

thats sick

ummmm........ anyways
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my teacher was showin us these surfing videos in spanish class and all the sudden it cuts off and these naked people pop up all layin there, LMAO he got all red and and shut it off and told everyone " you did not see anything" LMAO ahahahahhahaahahaha. hes cool tho
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, the hottest girl is in my spanish class, "i just wanna ffuuuuuuck you, yes! kissin and huggin, you got me who loves you, i need your quality tiime"

give me the number and its on me to make the call ,quicly come here and fuck you against the wall


Don't worry bout me handcuffin girl cause I just wanna .........

fuck witchu On the sneak tip, on some creep shit
So whatcha gon' do, my sweet bitch?
You, actin, like you, want to, do, dicks
That's the kinda bitch I love fuckin wit


LOL how yall like that?

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now ill be back with more stories when i have some

some might think this is gay or stupid but i dont give a fuck, i think its funny and you should know about whast goin on in the world today, LOL

[ROCCY]

LoL.. I've heard the first 2 stories before but still hella funny

[Sub-Z]

hmmmmmm,now which stories should i post........

[bLaDe]

lol man u copyed pasted all that shit form yo other posts  

the thin bout naked video is hella funny  

hmm lez see wht happend to me thats so funny...i know i fell of a chair once  

lmao laterz

 -[bLaDe]

[HBKid_Jr]

Here r my stories.
My wood workin teacher foe tha last 3 years is a alcholic,  he has come to school drunk an hungover many of times.  I got  some funny ones about math class
Last in math,  i got written up for sayin tha word thug in an explicit context.  I told my teacher she is tha worst teacher ive ever had.  She kicked me outta of class cuz i would not stop laughin.  She used to take my books away an cuz i would let every1 throw them on tha floor.  I told her i was goin drop out an open up tom's house of porn.  I cussed her out.  I would walk into her class five minutes late everyday.  I did no Home work.  I have a lot of shit but i aint postin it.  In math class this year i told my teacher off.  He kept callin on me an i didnt know tha answer.  So told him i dont care.  He asked me why i dont go to extra help,  i said I leave school early.  Than he said,  why dont u get a tutor,  I said im to poor to get one.  Than he kept bitching so i told him math is useless.  Tha whole class gasped. Than he said how many of u plan on using computers when u get older an no1 raised there hand.  Than he asked how many of u plan on thinkin when u get older an no1 raised there hand,  he felt like a dick an shut tha fuck up an went back to work.  I put him in his place.

[bLaDe]

lol toms house of porn    

 -[bLaDe]

[bLaDe]

lol toms house of porn    

 -[bLaDe]

[Lil Jay]

my friend shit out the window of the 3rd floor in the school and we took some pics  

[.:N-Imy:.]

my friend shit out the window of the 3rd floor in the school and we took some pics  

WTF....LMFAO....!!!!!!!

[TheSheriff]

I've done a lot of stuff, but possibly most of them are too similar to Tom's to matter.

I do things like, if I'm sent out, dance out the class. And if we're told to be quiet, sometimes I sing "But can we siiiiiing?".

And when a teacher fucks with me, I fuck with them back. If a teacher insults me, I cuss them back, shit like that.

[bLaDe]

my friend shit out the window of the 3rd floor in the school and we took some pics  

WTF? dawm lol post da pics sumday hahahha dawm nassttyy


 -[bLaDe]

[Sub-Z]

aaaaaaahahahaha lmao

[Flurry]

ok funny shit happens 2 me but right know i cant remember fuckall lol
yo ma boy jay put sum guys head thru a fuckin window wit wire in it....n got a detention fo it lol
mike broke window las week in common room, i made dent in the science block wall wen i punched it wen i found out my ex was on roids.....but we aint goin there.....
put big ass hole in corridor near lockers kicked door offa its hinges
oh yeah fractured my middle knuckle punchin a wall.....hell it was either that or sum bitchez face i was about 2 punch oh yeah an slipped ligament off forefinger on left hand wen i had 2 split up jon n omair in fight las week i always get hurt wen i gets in da fizzuckin way  ::)lol
hmm im feelin a pattern of violence here ha!
ok i post sum bullshit geez must stop doin dat!

[Ro J. Simpson]

dayum in my science class back at school we had a memerable potato fight includin the teacher..we were disectin some potatoes with some universal indicator to test starch or some shit and i got this dude i had beef with for like ayear square in the nose with a prime jersey


THAT DAY WAS THE SHIT>>> THAT NITE I GOT LAID TOO

peace

[Ali Tha Great]

classic after classic...