Author Topic: THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...  (Read 134 times)

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THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« on: April 04, 2003, 12:42:44 PM »
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,  the
best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,  the
Swiss hold theAmerica's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance,
Germany
doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are  named
'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

-Chris Rock

that shit is too funny yet so true
 

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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2003, 12:56:34 PM »
LOL... I hadn't heard that one. I forgot Chris Rock was so funny... being in the UK I haven't heard from him in a while, but I loved that "No Sex In The Champagne Room" shit a few years back. But that line is nice... guess we live in crazy times, eh?
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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2003, 01:40:54 PM »
LOL haha that shit is tite, but so true and funny lol, good 1.


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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2003, 01:53:13 PM »
LOL haha that shit is tite, but so true and funny lol, good 1.


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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2003, 01:54:45 PM »
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,  the
best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,  the
Swiss hold theAmerica's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance,
Germany
doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are  named
'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

-Chris Rock

that shit is too funny yet so true

did he say this on so graham norton show?

there is hope


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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2003, 02:29:06 PM »
lmao yeah I got that in email, THE END IS NEAR!

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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2003, 03:23:05 PM »
lmao sad but true
 

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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2003, 03:33:16 PM »
lol very true and very funny
 

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Re:THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY...
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2003, 04:19:45 PM »
why is  this so sad, str8 stereotype killin'
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin