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MUHFUKKA

Im an idiot
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:20:39 PM »
i shot myself in the foot the other day  :'( :'(
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Ebenus Supremus

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Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2015, 05:25:20 PM »
Fuck!!!
N I was gon ask you if ya wanted to take a nice romantic stroll through central park...
Damn!!!
Got any friends???
Preferably with better aim!!!
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2015, 05:36:02 PM »
i wasnt even trying to shoot it it was just a little .22 6 shooter tho didnt even hurt that bad
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Sccit

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2015, 05:41:15 PM »
cleaning it?
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J. B A N A N A S

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2015, 05:46:58 PM »
How the fuck did it not hurt that bad? Your foot is packed with sensitive nerve endings. That really had to suck.
You still in Salinas?
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2015, 05:57:59 PM »
nah im living in watsonville but this happened up the coast. i was wearing work boots luckily, it didnt even go in deep and i was kinda drunk
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2015, 05:58:48 PM »
moral of the story is dont play around with guns tho haha
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2015, 06:00:06 PM »
but on a related note my buddy completely destroyed his hand on a tractor about a week ago, now that shit looked painful. i wasnt there but ive seen his hand
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Sccit

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2015, 07:25:12 PM »
ol plaxico lookin mufucka.. what were u doin wit the gun when it went off?
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2015, 07:32:11 PM »
lol its embarrassing because im no gun expert but i have shot a fair amount of guns over the years and thought i wasnt that retarded, but i was spinning it around cowboy style thinking it was unloaded and shot myself right in the foot. in a house with another person in the room. he was tripping like pissed at me cuz i could have shot him but i was kinda just laughing in shock cuz i thought it would be way worse
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2015, 07:34:03 PM »
i gotta get the lil wayne bang bang tattoo now  :grumpy:
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Sccit

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2015, 07:50:40 PM »
lmao u coulda killed yourself, lucky af
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MUHFUKKA

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2015, 07:56:32 PM »
Quote from: Sccit on June 10, 2015, 07:50:40 PM
lmao u coulda killed yourself, lucky af
i know if i wasnt wearing boots i woulda fucked my foot up too. funny thing is it wasnt my house or gun and the dude still doesnt even know that happened
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Hack Wilson - real

Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2015, 09:10:22 PM »
where's the bullet?
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Re: Im an idiot
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2015, 09:20:38 AM »
gave himself the hot foot.
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