the official Joke Thread

[Lil Jay]

A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded,"Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk
about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, fires off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the line of questioning, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much,
and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend
about the conversation she had with her mother. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your
mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.
The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know
how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, I just know. And I know
how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you
and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."




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An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting
behind his desk, totally stressed out. He gives him the advice: "I went home
every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by my wife. It was
fantastic, and it really helped; you should try it too!". Two weeks later,
when the manager arrives at his department, he sees the man happy and full of
energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up, and the computer is running at
full speed. "I see you followed my advice".
"I did", answers the employee. "It was great! By the way
I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

[Lil Jay]

 Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?  
 A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch  


 Q: What do breasts and electric trains have in common?  
 A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.  

[Lil Jay]

A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"

"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

[Big BpG]

What Do You Call a Man  With No Balls?

Jermaine!


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-Big BpG  

[Lil Jay]

nice one

How can you make Gay Bigg BpG scream twice?  
Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.  

Why does Gay Bigg BpG have a mustache?  
To hide his stretch marks.  


peace bro

[HHH]

LMAO  

[Big BpG]

nice one

How can you make Gay Bigg BpG scream twice?  
Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.  

Why does Gay Bigg BpG have a mustache?  
To hide his stretch marks.  


peace bro

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

I told you to never tell them about OUR curtain incident. NEVER!

Looks like your on the couch tonight Buddy Boy.

-Big BpG

[Lil Jay]

youre talkin to Jermaine, not your brother

[HHH]

[Big BpG]

Like I said Before... never tell them about OUR curtain incident... we spent too long trying to figure out the right colors for our room... i still think we should have gone with the teal wallpaper, the curtains just weren't matching that nice country pink wall...

-Big BpG

[Lil Jay]

hmmm, and like I sayd, dont involve me in your family issues, ok?

but yo, listen, why was gay Bigg BpG fired from the sperm bank?  
Because he was caught drinking on the job.  

and yeah....Did yall hear about the gay tennis pro?  
I heard Bigg BpG blew his rival off the court.  

[Big BpG]

What Did Gay LilJermaine Do On His 1st Birthday?

He got on his knees and blew his candle


-Big BpG

[Lil Jay]

LMFAO, ok 1 point for ya cuzz, this was funny

[Siberian_Wolf]

Check this one out

A king once catches three regular motherfuckers: a German, a Frenchman and a African. And the king is like Yo anyone of you dickheads make my old elephant laugh. If you do, Imma build you a house full of women. If you don't Imma cut yo headz off.

So the Frenchman steps to the elephant and tells him some French joke like courvois zemois endetreteueueueuxds and shit. No changes on elephants face, so the Frebnch guy gets his head cut the fucc off. Next the German steps ahead and be like scheischweiser hochfunduldimuldigunfg and shit, yall know that. The fuckin elephant pays no attention, so the German guy dies too.
Then the Negro comes up and whispers smth into elephants ear. The eleph starts laughin like a motherfucker, like lmao lmfao rotflmmfao and shit. And laughs and laughs for like days.
The king is like Woah, man you a powerful one. Ima build you a house and give you bitches and shit, just stop him from laughing. So the Black goes to the elephant and it stops and stays real fucked up.
So the king is like man what you tell him the first time? The Negro Yo I told him my dick was bigga than his, so he cracked laughing. The king So uh.. what did U tell him today?
Black: I aint said shit. I SHOWED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Wat waz tha man's excuse 2 cancel his Sperm Bank appointment?


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