Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.

[Trauma-san]

Alright, welcome to Trauma Rates or Slates everything.  Just name something, anything, a song, an artist, an object, a practice, a place, and I'll rate or slate it.  If I rate it, that means it's the greatest of all time in that category, and deserves attention as perfection embodied.  If I slate it it means it's blasphemous to mention it as 'cool'.  I'll give a few to start everybody with


Warren G - Rate!  Warren G is dope, everything he does is great.  I need a dope beat, a dope beat....

Burger king's Fries - Slate.  What trash.  they taste like plastic.  

X - Men 2 - Rate! great movie.  I could'nt believe the ending though, it was shocking.  Magneto is the man, by the way.  

[dexter]

sailormoon x prono.com is dope

[pappy]

Shawn Michaels

Lesbian Sex

Pink's Looks

Takin a shit

Vicky

the mets mascot Mr.Met

[pappy]

an my avatar

[budsmokeronly]

Smoking Crack

A 3 Legged Dogg

B-Real Rapping in Espanol

Jose Canseco

Urinals

[bez]

Goodison Park....RATE

College...SLATE

GOONIES...RATE

[Trauma-san]

sailormoon x prono.com is dope

sailormoon x - rate it

prono.com - slate it

Trauma has spoken.  NEXT

[Trauma-san]

Shawn Michaels

Lesbian Sex

Pink's Looks

Takin a shit

Vicky

the mets mascot Mr.Met

Shawn Michaels - Rate it.  Shawn is awesome.  

Lesbian Sex - Slate it.  no use to me.

Pink's looks - Slate it.  no use to me.

Takin a sh*t - Rate it.  make um say uuuughhh

Vicky - Slate it.  If she's too good for you, she's too good for me, screw her!!!!

Mr. Met - Rate him.  I like his cleats, lol.  Funny stuff.

[Trauma-san]

an my avatar

Your avatar - Rate it.  ooh wee.  I wish they weren't implants though, they're a lil too big to look real.  

[Trauma-san]

Smoking Crack - Slate it.  

A 3 Legged Dogg - Rate it.  any dog that survives that and keeps on livin is real.  

B-Real Rapping in Espanol - Rate it.  shows he does it for the music and not what people think of it.  

Jose Canseco - Rate it... I was a big fan until he started getting hurt.  I was watchin' him play in the series back when oakland got hit with the earthquakes.  

Urinals - Rate it.  It's better than pissin' in a sink, ain't it?  

[Trauma-san]

Goodison Park....RATE

College...SLATE

GOONIES...RATE

So... Bez thinks he has the almight power to rate or slate?  HELL NO!!!!

Goodison park - Slate it, it doesn't exist in Trauma world.  

College - Rate it, look at the women, man!!!!!

Goonies - Rate it.  ROCKKKYY... ROAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!

[bez]

Trauma....

[Trauma-san]

Trauma....

RATE!!! That dude is cool.  I'll tell you one thing though, I am not Trauma... if ya don't believe me, just ask all these little American Maniacs out here, brother!!!!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Aflack.

[Doggystylin]

Big cross necklaces rappers wear

braids n cornrows

Bone Thugs N Harmony

Me

Tom

the skater style

the show "Friends"

Jehova's Witness religion

high school

contact lenses

beer

golf

ciggarettes