Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

[M Dogg™]

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

[Woodrow]

I'm showing this to every woman who enters my house.

Thank you

Could you post up a source too?

[M Dogg™]

actually... it's a joke... here's the "CNN" link... have fun.  
Just make sure to hide the adress.

http://hob.allens.com/cnn/

[UnstoppableForce]

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner

Dr B.J., huh? Sounds credible to me.

[Woodrow]

Doh! You gotta put up a disclaimer for stuff like that!

I must be tired cause I missed Dr. B.J. Sooner and Lictepeen on the first skim...

Still, pretty funny.

[M Dogg™]

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I'm taking all my sexual healing needs to this doctor right there.

[JTSimon]

Dr. B.J Sooner


haha

[T-Dogg]

Initial reaction:

"This is absurd... Sounds like something out of a porn flick..."

Second reaction, after reading the first few lines:

"OH HELL YEAH!"

Final reaction, after realizing the names and reading the thread further:

"FUCK! You shouldn't be making jokes like this, shit is serious..."

[M Dogg™]

Initial reaction:

"This is absurd... Sounds like something out of a porn flick..."

Second reaction, after reading the first few lines:

"OH HELL YEAH!"

Final reaction, after realizing the names and reading the thread further:

"FUCK! You shouldn't be making jokes like this, shit is serious..."

Yeah, my friend who sent me this thought it was real, and showed it to her roommate. Her roommate cried because her grandma died of breast cancer. I figured I should show it to ya' all, I figured out it was fake right away. Also, I have the link of homedude saying I'm sorry, 'cause it was a joke gone bad... oh well.

[Trauma-san]

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Damn... so you're telling me your sister has decreased her risk of breast cancer by 320%? Congrats!

[M Dogg™]

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Damn... so you're telling me your sister has decreased her risk of breast cancer by 320%? Congrats!

what is your deal? you on some other level bullshit, starting beef that has never been there. What's you trip homie? If you got issues, be a man about them, and don't resort to this little bitch shit.

[UnstoppableForce]

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Damn... so you're telling me your sister has decreased her risk of breast cancer by 320%? Congrats!

what is your deal? you on some other level bullshit, starting beef that has never been there. What's you trip homie? If you got issues, be a man about them, and don't resort to this little bitch shit.

Trauma, I think what he's saying is "Be a man, and meet him up so you guys can handle it AG style"

[PinkTowelGirl]

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Damn... so you're telling me your sister has decreased her risk of breast cancer by 320%? Congrats!

damn.... your a sad sad person...

[Trauma-san]

Come on, you know it was funny.

I told both of you bitches what my beef was.

1. Pink talks shit behind people's back when they're trying to help them out
2. Pink thinks mormons go to hell, but yet is a lesbian and preaches about other people's hypocrisy.
3. You are racist, as shown by your support of Meccha and their "for the race everything, outside the race nothing" bullshit.  
4. You also think America is responsible for Palestinians bombing fucking Red Cross workers, like we promote terrorism on charity workers or something.. so ... in summary...


Fuck You, Fuck your Sister, fuck everything you support.  I'm sick of just acting like you're cool when in reality, you're not shit.

"Peace!~"

[PinkTowelGirl]

Come on, you know it was funny.

I told both of you bitches what my beef was.

1. Pink talks shit behind people's back when they're trying to help them out
2. Pink thinks mormons go to hell, but yet is a lesbian and preaches about other people's hypocrisy.
3. You are racist, as shown by your support of Meccha and their "for the race everything, outside the race nothing" bullshit.  
4. You also think America is responsible for Palestinians bombing fucking Red Cross workers, like we promote terrorism on charity workers or something.. so ... in summary...


Fuck You, Fuck your Sister, fuck everything you support.  I'm sick of just acting like you're cool when in reality, you're not shit.

"Peace!~"

if we not shit to you... then why are you still talking? damn you must got us on your brian 24/7 to be thinking of this shit all the time.... damn.. but you the net G like everyone else in here... you acted like your shit dont stink... but like everyone else it does..... and if i recall a conversation along time ago.. you told me that you like to jerk off... welll you can go do that... go fuck yourself...