4th Of July Family KC Bar-B-Q Fight Over Flat Earth this year, SMH

[TraceOneInfinite]

My fuccing brother man I swear...we got in a big fight and he was shouting at me and challenging me to fight him, at the 4th of July Barbeque.  The cousins were there and a bunch of other people my cousin is friends with.

 

So, my little cousin wanted to start some shit so he just announces to everyone that "Brian is a Flat Earther"

So then the sparks start to fly and cousins talking shit and just making light hearted jokes while I calmly just kind of defend my position saying water always levels out flat.

My Brother Brett:  So, my brother tries to defend me and says, "Oh Brian knows the atmosphere is round and the Earth is round, he is just saying the water is flat.  Yes, we get it Brian, the water is flat."

Me:  "Uhh, actually I think you are a bit mixed up, because your public school Science Teacher teaches that the waters of the Earth curve into a ball."

My Brother Brett:  "No they didn't."

Me:  "Well, I'm sorry you are just finding this out at 45 but, yes they do.  We live on the outside of the ball so the oceans wrap around the outside, the inside is the core."

My Brother Brett:  "DON"T YOU FUCCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!! YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME!!!

----------------EVERYONE TURNS AROUND AND STARTS WATCHING SHOCKED, MAKES A HUGE SEEN, THEY RUSH TO CALM HIM DOWN HE GOES OFF TO GET HIS PHONE AND STARTS CHECKING CHATGPT COMES BACK A FEW MINUTES LATER--------------

My Brother Brett:  "Hey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get angry."

Me:  "It's okay, Brett.  I used to think the same thing, I thought it looked round from space because of atmosphere, but no it's actually the waters they say are round too."

My Brother Brett:  "I know."

Me:  "You know?  You just said 5 minutes ago the waters are flat".

My brother Brett:  "No I didn't."  Pretending like he never said it and knew everything about the Public School Globe Model all along.

...long story short I turn to my cousins, like, "did you guys catch that, he was saying water runs flat 5 minutes ago and now he's saying it curves into the ball?"

They all look at me dumfounded like, "nope, we didn't hear that"

 

I end up looking like the bad guy and they are still probably talking about the incident like it's my fault for being the crazy flat Earther. 

[Sccit]

they're probably all talking about how you're mentally ill behind your back as i post this


is this your biological brother or the non-blood brother u grew up with?

[Duck Duck Doggy]

You should have socked your cousin in the mouth and then slapped the shit outta your brother like a pimp would slap his ho to put her in check and then walked outta there like a g. They hate you anyways and gonna be talking bad anyways might as well pull their hoe card playa

[TraceOneInfinite]

they're probably all talking about how you're mentally ill behind your back as i post this


is this your biological brother or the non-blood brother u grew up with?

My anonymous sperm donor and his family already blocked me back in 2022, so I just only caught up to them a few time from finding out about them in 2017 to them blocking me in 2022—because I reached out to my young half sister (the one I showed you a pic of) so my anonymous sperm donor gynecologist dad said don’t ever contact anyone in his family again.

So this is my regular family I grew up with that had the incident at KC bbq 4th of July.  And no, they wouldn’t be talking behind my back about being mentally ill, because some of these family members are like big time redneck to the point that some have done serious time in the pen and shit like that for stupid stuff, and then of course we have successful ones like my big cousin is a millionaire loan officer in real estate with your prototypical hot blonde trophy wife that sits by the pool and drinks wine all day—but his father did time, so anyway the point is the whole family has dirt on them one way or another so me being a flat earther, sure it’s dirt on me, but they got worse dirt. 

For example, my 40 year old little cousin who put me on blast for being a flat Earther, his X-wife is now his Aunt on some Jerry Springer shit.  Can you imagine it was his highschool sweet heart.  They were married 20 years and then he let his down and out 60 year old Uncle move in with him and his wife.  He was being an asshole to his wife so his Uncle was like a shoulder for her to cry on.  He comes home one day and finds his 40 year old wife bangin’ his 60 year old Uncle.  So he kicks them out and now they are married and living with his grandma!  He’s turned to drinking and working as the night manager at Dick’s Sporting Goods now trying to go to church and fix his life.

[TraceOneInfinite]

You should have socked your cousin in the mouth and then slapped the shit outta your brother like a pimp would slap his ho to put her in check and then walked outta there like a g. They hate you anyways and gonna be talking bad anyways might as well pull their hoe card playa

He’s my older brother and unfortunately the last time I was able to take him in a fight was when Pac was still alive.  When PAC died and my life turned to shit — same time you might remember UFC became a big thing with Hoyce Gracie family?   My brother started using roids (not a lot but a little) and studying Brazilian JuiJitzu and it was over for me.  He’s also a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. 

He used to kick the shit out of me in front of people, the worst incident was Opening Day Royals 1997 we all got to skip highschool to go to the game, remember Doggfather Era Snoop used to start wearing his do rag backwards look became in fashion??  So I was wearing it like that at the tailgate pre-game so in front of everyone he was like, “you’re not black” and ripped it off my head so we started fighting in the Royals parking lot and he quickly had me on the ground in submission in front of dozens of onlookers friends, and others from school cutting class for opening day.

My little cousin is the one with the X Wife who is now his Aunt—so he’s got enough problems and he’s actually always looked up to me since he used to wear my hand me down Jordan’s and hand me down Rodman jerseys in the mid-90’s after I’d outgrow them.  So I have to always go easy on that guy.

[Sccit]

My anonymous sperm donor and his family already blocked me back in 2022, so I just only caught up to them a few time from finding out about them in 2017 to them blocking me in 2022—because I reached out to my young half sister (the one I showed you a pic of) so my anonymous sperm donor gynecologist dad said don’t ever contact anyone in his family again.

So this is my regular family I grew up with that had the incident at KC bbq 4th of July.  And no, they wouldn’t be talking behind my back about being mentally ill, because some of these family members are like big time redneck to the point that some have done serious time in the pen and shit like that for stupid stuff, and then of course we have successful ones like my big cousin is a millionaire loan officer in real estate with your prototypical hot blonde trophy wife that sits by the pool and drinks wine all day—but his father did time, so anyway the point is the whole family has dirt on them one way or another so me being a flat earther, sure it’s dirt on me, but they got worse dirt. 

For example, my 40 year old little cousin who put me on blast for being a flat Earther, his X-wife is now his Aunt on some Jerry Springer shit.  Can you imagine it was his highschool sweet heart.  They were married 20 years and then he let his down and out 60 year old Uncle move in with him and his wife.  He was being an asshole to his wife so his Uncle was like a shoulder for her to cry on.  He comes home one day and finds his 40 year old wife bangin’ his 60 year old Uncle.  So he kicks them out and now they are married and living with his grandma!  He’s turned to drinking and working as the night manager at Dick’s Sporting Goods now trying to go to church and fix his life.

damn ... and i used to clown tom for bein a hick, but those some next level cactivities u got goin on there over at the nelsons family reunion

 

[Duck Duck Doggy]

He’s my older brother and unfortunately the last time I was able to take him in a fight was when Pac was still alive.  When PAC died and my life turned to shit — same time you might remember UFC became a big thing with Hoyce Gracie family?   My brother started using roids (not a lot but a little) and studying Brazilian JuiJitzu and it was over for me.  He’s also a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. 

He used to kick the shit out of me in front of people, the worst incident was Opening Day Royals 1997 we all got to skip highschool to go to the game, remember Doggfather Era Snoop used to start wearing his do rag backwards look became in fashion??  So I was wearing it like that at the tailgate pre-game so in front of everyone he was like, “you’re not black” and ripped it off my head so we started fighting in the Royals parking lot and he quickly had me on the ground in submission in front of dozens of onlookers friends, and others from school cutting class for opening day.

My little cousin is the one with the X Wife who is now his Aunt—so he’s got enough problems and he’s actually always looked up to me since he used to wear my hand me down Jordan’s and hand me down Rodman jerseys in the mid-90’s after I’d outgrow them.  So I have to always go easy on that guy.

I don’t know man sounds like even more reasons to go in on these punks pac style homie we hit em up!!!

[TraceOneInfinite]

I don’t know man sounds like even more reasons to go in on these punks pac style homie we hit em up!!!

I would if I could man but not only that I’m dependent on my brother back there he had been letting me stay at his house past couple summers but this year his wife said no because supposedly last summer she found a cup with a few drops of milk 🥛 in the bedroom and no drinks or food are allowed out of the kitchen and she said I touched her clothes when I did my laundry, and that I’m not allowed to move them and put them back in the same exact place—that I have to wait till she moves them herself before I do my laundry

But the point is not only can my big brother kick my ass but how are you gonna fight someone and then ask to stay at their place?   

So I couldn’t go out like Pac on them but yeah my little cousin the one with the X-Wife who is now his Aunt — yeah perhaps

[Sccit]

I don’t know man sounds like even more reasons to go in on these punks pac style homie we hit em up!!!

fux wrong wit u.. u want him to die?

[Your favorite posters favorite poster]

Jesus fucking Christ, you really are a fucking idiot. Thank God you're a deadbeat Dad, you're kid actually has a chance

[Duck Duck Doggy]

Jesus fucking Christ, you really are a fucking idiot. Thank God you're a deadbeat Dad, you're kid actually has a chance

 

Right on cue