Ass Wiping

[hector]

I think wiping your ass after taking a shit is way overrated. Takes too long, and there is nothing quite like having caked on shit in your undies. Am I right?

[budsmokeronly]

LMAO! Hector, you are a weird funny fucker, I never know what to expect outta you.

[Tha_Reverend]

man shut the fuck up.  you nasty bastard.

[Ignyte]

now ill know who you are when i see somebody walking down the street with shit stains on his arse.

[hector]

now ill know who you are when i see somebody walking down the street with shit stains on his arse.

And I'll know who you are by the way some random dude is lookin at my ass.  

[Ignyte]

now ill know who you are when i see somebody walking down the street with shit stains on his arse.

And I'll know who you are by the way some random dude is lookin at my ass.  

yeah the dude that looks away and  

nah jk lol  

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

now ill know who you are when i see somebody walking down the street with shit stains on his arse.

And I'll know who you are by the way some random dude is lookin at my ass.  

LMAO

[TheSheriff]

How's the gay sex, Hector?

[hector]

  Owen, Owen, Owen. The little boy that tries to act like a man. I'm surprised you even have to ask how the gay sex is. From what I hear, you openly admit that you pretty much wrote the book on anal loving. Now that I have insulted you, bring back your usual, boring, articulate comebacks that are just a pathetic attempt to make you look more intellgent than you are. You are my favorite person today. Yay.

[TheSheriff]

The true last refuge of the damned. Claiming that whatever I say, you win.

You see, Hector, you have admitted to starring in gay porn. Your name might be Jector, I suppose, and you may have been "joking". I have never had gay sex, so I can't have written any book on it.

There's your articulate response, my friend, now, can you come back with anything that doesn't include implying I'm gay?

[hector]

Okay pig fucker. If you had bothered to read that thread, you would have seen that I did not go through with it. Say what you will, but I'm happy with my life. How bout you and your hollywood girlfriend? Oh thats right, she turned out to be fake, much like your intellegence. Rumor mill has it that you have an alias also. Shhhhhh, it's safe with me. Now where did I put that strawberry jelly...

[TheSheriff]

Aah, my dear Hector, if you could prove your accusations, I'd be ever grateful to you.

As for alias...um. Pardon?

[funkstylz]

*cough* snowball *cough *cough*

[TheSheriff]

*cough* snowball *cough *cough*

*nods*

[hector]

I think your "Proof I'm Gay" thread title was enough evidence for me. You'll probably say you were just joking, or proving a point, but you know what? I didn't bother to read it cause I could care less if you were serious or not. I had my mind made up that you were a closet case from the first time I saw you post. I've seen you type about gay porn so many times it's sick. Plus, you put up links for the ladies of gay porn. WTF is that? Stop judging me. Now go hang out with your famous girlfriend, and leave me alone... Mr. Soninator. Hey, Son-inator kind of sounds like Peanut Butter, in an odd kind of way. Hmmmm.