Author Topic: Ralph Wiggum lines (Read 628 times)

DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:43:57 PM »

"I won! I won!" Principal Skinner: "No Ralph, this means you're failing english." Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

_That_Cracka_J · « **Reply #16 on:** June 10, 2003, 11:37:32 PM »

Quote from: Rip~Ya~Head~Off on June 09, 2003, 07:07:03 PM

'the leprechaun tells me to burn things'

Oh shit! That was funny! Especially at the end of the episode when the leprechaun appears again and says something like, "You know what you gotta do now Ralph".

T.J. · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2003, 12:05:30 AM »

"dying tingles"
"i bent my wookie"

every other quote i like has been said several times

funkstylz · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2003, 02:44:19 PM »

"Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

"Wheeeeee , ouch i bit my tongue"

"I ate all my caps" *BANG* "ouch"

"What's for lunch tomarrow?" Lunchguy: "NEXT!" Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder"

"This is my sandbox , I'm not allowed to go in the deep-end"

Don Seer · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2003, 03:11:07 PM »

rofl at the first one...

budsmokeronly · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2003, 12:21:49 PM »

LMAO @ THIS thread. I can't think of any in particulars, but probably every line of ralph's cracks me up.

Reef · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2003, 12:49:08 PM »

Ralph is THE MAN

A-Trak · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2003, 04:35:07 PM »

another quote from Ralph, from an episode i saw the other day.

"My Baby!! Where's my baby??"
(ralph was crying, shaking and cuddling himself at the sametime- he was trippin out cuz he was lack of a sugar high - The episode when Springfield took away all the Chocolates and Sugar)