It's May 28, 2024, 07:20:56 AM
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?A. Mexican Tamagotchi.Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen?A: Shoot the bitch, she's getting awayQ: What does WIFE stand for?A: Washing Ironing Fucking EtcQ: What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.Those were the funniest IMO
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
hahahahaha theyre fuckin funny lolespesh tha 1's bout women lol hahahaha i was wettin maself lolhaha thanx fo makin ma day lol