It's May 25, 2024, 05:04:54 AM
Do you know when you go to sleep at nights that if you wake up with a bruise the next morning it's cause little small kangaroo's were punching you while you were sleeping. It's a known fact. They live under your bed. They be called Bekanmon (science name) which makes out to be Bed Kangatoo Monsters and they're like Pokemon only smaller and they can't shot electrivit out of their arms or blow flames from their mouth and they don't have a master that is the end of a cigarette, Ash. Their master is called Dave because dave is a boring and pointless name just like this story I just told you.
Ah hell nah, someone slap me with a fish and tell me he didn't jus post some shit from a novel up in here. I detest books. They are one thing that put's me to sleep when I don't wanna.I especially hate when we reading a book in class. I just wanna go to sleep and not wake up until all books have been burned.The only books I read are people's autoboigraphy's like Scottish International Goalkeeper Jim Leighton's book or West Ham Striker Paulo Di Canio. Jim Leighton book is a classic and I've only read one paragraph of the Di Canio book so no comment on it there.
Just glad I could be of assistance cause people don't know about them Bekamon's.Also yeah I read "The Inspector Call's" last year and it was the worst load of pish ever. And the film on it makes the book interesting.
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AHAHAHAH FO REAL??THAT BLACK N WHITE FILM MAN THAT WAS A PISS TAKE N AT THE END WEN DA CHAIR IS LIKE ROCKIN ON ITS OWN IN DAT ROOM, HAHAH I WAS LIKE EH??SO HES A GHOST DEN?? FUCKIN BOOOOOORINGACTUALLY I ONLY SAW DAT BIT CUZ I JSUT WOKE UP
Everybody know that ice stick to your lip if you leave it for a while. Man r u really that stupid? No wonder you were like 4 pages behind when reading a book in class. YOu sure it wasn't more than 4....... j/k
THE INSPECTOR IS A GHOST??? I always had him pencilled in as "The Ghost Of Christmas Past". Dayum I was so wrong and way of the mark.
LMAO!!!!!!! Man wot the hell r you talking about. I ain't even got my exam resutls yet. I don't get them until August the 14th or summin'Man you calling me stupid and you blethering jibberish to me. Some1 please slap him with a branch until he wakes up j/k
N-Imy = StupidMy Bad. And there was me having thinking you a boy. Man how stupid of me. So you fancy me right?