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a decent joke
« on: July 17, 2003, 12:04:03 PM »
 >HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER!!
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>> >Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in
>>Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from
>>among many men.
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>> >It was laid out in five floors, with the men
>>increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
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>> >The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
>>floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you
>>went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
>>leave the place, never to return.
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>> >A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center
>>to find some husbands...
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>> >First floor
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>> >The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
>>love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well,
>>that's better than not having a job, or not loving
>>kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
>>went.
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>> >Second floor
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>> >The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
>>kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the
>>ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
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>> >Third floor
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>> >This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
>>extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
>>housework." Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT,
>>there's more further up! And up they went.
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>> >Fourth floor
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>> >This door had a sign saying "These men have high
>>paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>>help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
>>streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be
>>awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they
>>went.
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>> >Fifth floor
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>> >The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
>>exists only to prove that women are impossible to
>>please. Goodbye."
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mauzip

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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2003, 12:07:36 PM »
ha-ha
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The Big Bad Ass

Re:a decent joke
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2003, 12:10:38 PM »
lol
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PLANT

Re:a decent joke
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2003, 12:29:54 PM »
LOL, thanks for sharing that with us....t'was a good one ;)
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R-Tistic

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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2003, 12:36:05 PM »
 :) that was strait.
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Don Breezio

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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2003, 12:43:37 PM »
lol that was a pretty good one
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2003, 12:55:54 PM »
nice joke
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Iraqian Force

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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2003, 05:33:18 PM »
Not Bad At All!!!
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Bigg AG

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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2003, 06:04:41 PM »
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2003, 01:29:56 AM »
HAHA THATS A DOWN ONE ;D
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2003, 04:55:29 AM »
lmao
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2003, 04:56:55 AM »
lol
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2003, 07:57:36 AM »
That's a good one! ;D
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Don Seer

Re:a decent joke
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2003, 08:09:41 AM »
dope  8)
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Re:a decent joke
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2003, 08:12:20 AM »
LOL, nice one  :D
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