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I don't know how gangsta this is, but I'll tell a recent story. It happened just last night. I was in Penticton BC. Just for the weekend, like a lil vacation thing. There were 4 of us. We met these 2 girls from Calgary, so we bring them back to our hotel. We're just chillin, drinkin. I'm sittin at the table takin shots, and Jon is over on the couch, so I go "Jon, get over here and take some shots before I beat your ass". And the girls are like "Why are you so mean to your friends?", and I'm like "Shut the fuck up". So then me and her start arguing, and she throws a fuckin knife at me and it hits me in the face, luckily the blade didn't hit me. I can't hit a girl, so I just start throwin shit at her, then Jon spit his gum at her, so I started spitting on her, then we're like "GET THE FUCK OUT!" so they leavin (with the other 2 guys cuz they still wanted some ass, lol). So they're in the parking lot, I lean over the balcony and I go "Hey, I wanna apologize to you, come here" so she comes over, and I poured a fuckin glass of beer all over her. It was so dope.
Quote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word
Quote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit
Quote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:36:03 AMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...
Quote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 07:04:18 PMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:36:03 AMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real
Quote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 11:49:24 PMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 07:04:18 PMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:36:03 AMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real yea but they always got they homies that dont get soggy in milk....fuckin chex bitches...i remember one time i rolled up on some honey comb right...and i ate them muthafuckaz and they was screaming like lil bitches but i ate em anywayz and they was sayin they was gonna get revenge and shit...those chex mf's rolled up and surrounded me...i had corn chex on one side and rice chex on the other...shit....the only way i got out is cuz the bee from the cheerios box started buzzin around and them chex mf's hate bees...it was crazy shit...
Quote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 11:58:33 PMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 11:49:24 PMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 07:04:18 PMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:36:03 AMQuote from: Don Breezio on July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AMQuote from: Proph Tha Chef on July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AMyo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shityo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real yea but they always got they homies that dont get soggy in milk....fuckin chex bitches...i remember one time i rolled up on some honey comb right...and i ate them muthafuckaz and they was screaming like lil bitches but i ate em anywayz and they was sayin they was gonna get revenge and shit...those chex mf's rolled up and surrounded me...i had corn chex on one side and rice chex on the other...shit....the only way i got out is cuz the bee from the cheerios box started buzzin around and them chex mf's hate bees...it was crazy shit...shit dogg...i feel that cuz chex rolled up on me one time...i handled them but they were a fuckin chore...but the hardest cereal playas be them All-Bran mofuckas...they hide in the back cuz no one wants to eat em...but when u take the box in front of em they fuckin get exposed...shit dogg they RUTHLESS fucks cuz the box is full right...so those fuckers got they shit planned out for so long and when they get the opporunity man they all over u and u dont expect it....FUCK i got beat by them many times...and my doggs cheerios werent there to help man. they were tryin to play the frosted flake hoes.