Author Topic: TT Round I: Owen VS Proph (Read 555 times)

|JEM|ILL| · « **on:** July 26, 2003, 01:37:59 PM »

Round 1

Welcome to Round 1...

Rulez... Violation of any of the rules will result in Disqualification...
15 lines minimum
30 lines maximum
No Biting
No Recycling
No Beefing within official battle threads
No Feeding off anyone's verse
No Modifying Verse after due date
Come Ill

Due : August 1st 10:00 PM Eastern Time

If there is a valid reason why you cant have your verse posted by the due date please reach me by email or AIM...

Email; ScndNatureLI@aol.com
AIM; BabylonzChild 2N
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Topic

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5: There are two dead bodies outside of a Porn Shop and a man is seen to your left sneaking away with KY jelly in his hand... make something up that you think coulda happened...

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2003, 03:17:22 PM »

haha dogg thats FUCKED!

checkin in

.:DayGoStyLz:. · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2003, 09:59:23 PM »

i might be wrong, but i think Owen isnt on the board anymore...

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2003, 10:17:19 PM »

well shit....someone else check in

T.J. · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2003, 10:26:50 PM »

yeah, owens gone. so i guess proph will have to go thru to the next round......?

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2003, 01:21:54 AM »

ill do whatever...i say white choc jumps up on this shit

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2003, 10:13:34 AM »

so what the fuck am i gonna do Jem?

|JEM|ILL| · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2003, 10:14:54 AM »

drop a verse we aint know if owen seen this or not...damn...

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2003, 10:16:52 AM »

aight....yah i havent seen him for a long time man..

da_notorious_mack · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2003, 02:54:33 PM »

owen is down..imma post his verse fa him as he deleted his account...

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2003, 03:03:35 PM »

why dont he make another? kinda fucked up if u ask me

Skindiana bon3z · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2003, 06:44:50 PM »

From Owen:

You said “come ill”, I guess what you meant was “come sick”,
Cause what you suggesting with that topic, is something with a man’s dick,
But I’ll discuss the thing anyways, just to please you, so let’s see.
I guess what might have happened, if something happened, what would it be?
Well, I suppose what could have happened, stay with me for a minute,
Is that nothing dirty happened, and I doubt this idea will win it,
But I’m not going to let my imagination run away, far over the hills,
(Though if it did, I could make a song called “Purple Pills”).

What might have happened, I suggest, is that two gang members,
Trying to wrest control of the area for their extortion,
Went looking for beef, and got a whole portion, what you think?
They met up outside a sex shop, full of drink, dark streets, straight with fury,
Packed up with more chemicals than the laboratory of Marie Curie,
Determined to win the day, well, it’s night, right? Trying to win the night,
They managed to get into a fight; guns were drawn, but one guy’s chamber
Was all forlorn, and it suddenly dawned upon him, “this could be it, I could die”,
Then the other guy pulled the trigger, and for that he might fry,
But what’s beyond this world doesn’t matter I in the story, I suppose.
The other guy froze, then, guilty as hell, pulled the pistol once more,
Saw a dark door, that sure rung a bell.

And then, exiting from the shop, oblivious to the incident,
A common pervert, and nah, he weren’t omnipotent, sees the scene,
Too horny to care, too hammered to think what could have been
For two young men, craving for a drink, a whore, maybe even more,
Cause KY Jelly goes up asses as well as pussies, and this guy,
Well, maybe he likes tushies?

"The first line might be considered feeding off of Jemuel's rules, but I checked with Rod, and he doesn't think it is. If Jem considers it to be so, he can DQ me if he wants, but I just like the line."

"So I decided to keep it in."

Maestro Minded · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2003, 03:27:37 AM »

Quote from: Krimson on July 29, 2003, 06:44:50 PM

"The first line might be considered feeding off of Jemuel's rules, but I checked with Rod, and he doesn't think it is. If Jem considers it to be so, he can DQ me if he wants, but I just like the line."

"So I decided to keep it in."

Quote

No Feeding off anyone's verse

Jemuels rules is not a verse, you cant be DQ'ed

|JEM|ILL| · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2003, 08:31:50 AM »

it's fine Owen wasn't feedin of anyones verse..

Proph aka ..::Konztrukt::.. · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2003, 06:46:53 PM »

fuck well i was just finished and i hit escapte LOL! i dont know why im lauging cuz im fucking pissed....well im gonna have to rewrite the whole thing so yah i dont even feel like dropping anymore...but i guess ill get one in by tomorrow.

peace

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