Author Topic: LMAO Things people have said in court...  (Read 373 times)

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Re:LMAO Things people have said in court...
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2003, 04:20:23 AM »
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


Many good ones, but this has to be among the best disses ever.. lol

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Re:LMAO Things people have said in court...
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2003, 12:38:52 PM »
LMAO the last one was dope.
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Re:LMAO Things people have said in court...
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2003, 01:40:22 PM »
What's up Sik

Long time no see
 

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Re:LMAO Things people have said in court...
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2003, 01:56:00 PM »
Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?



haha ^^ thats fukin funny 8)

 

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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2003, 09:03:49 PM »
dis was da funnist shit i have ever read can sumone post more of this funny shit or sumthin like it? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dlmfao
 

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Re:LMAO Things people have said in court...
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2003, 04:05:00 AM »
dude thats  a fkn classic, u the man!
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