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Want me to feed her to the python....he's 13ft he can take her...lol
Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista on September 06, 2003, 06:56:30 PMWant me to feed her to the python....he's 13ft he can take her...loldamn that big it must be a bitch to take a piss with something like that an junior high when u got a hard on musta been embrassing, sure it has it advantages but that must jus get in the way a lot
Quote from: My Mommy Says Im Gangsta on September 06, 2003, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Mr. Tongue Twista on September 06, 2003, 06:56:30 PMWant me to feed her to the python....he's 13ft he can take her...loldamn that big it must be a bitch to take a piss with something like that an junior high when u got a hard on musta been embrassing, sure it has it advantages but that must jus get in the way a lotYeah.....thank God when I was in JR High parachute pants were in style with all 56 zippers on 'em. Shit....I still wear parachute pants when I goto the mall and follow the 16yr old girls around the food court.
See...I got you on the adult thing by about 8 years so yea.....definitely legal....try it tomorrow.
....been out drinkin tonight and i'll fuckin tell you what, theres this girl that gets on the bus same time as i do evrey morning, she keeps givin me dirty looks every day, fuckin cut eyes and i saw her tonight in the club i went to, we were in the toilets doin our make up....you know....tartin up a bit and her mate gives it to her "come on "SLUT" lets go".....i know she was talkin to me, i fuckin know that it was directed in my direction, *OPTI .... TELL ME YOU KNOW WHEN SOME BITCH IS MEANING A COMMENT TO YOU BUT SHE PRETENDS SHES TALKIN TO HER MATE....A BIT LIKE "MY MATE SAID YOU CALLED HER A SLAG!!* im tellin ya....i know ive had a few but next time i see her on the bus she aint gunna be so fuckin cockey and mouthy...... i will march the ho off to work and give her a good fuckin kickin !!
now i feel a bit better.....i think i will make a coffee now....maybe have a j and fall asleep !!