How do you ask a chick to have sex?

[King Tech Quadafi]

just tell her some bullshit about how her eyes are beautiful, and shes so pretty...blah blah blah....i love a girl who i can talk to.....blah....yadda yadda yadda....dick in mouth.

[Primo]

"let me offer u a drink", "ok"  (she falls on the floor 10 seconds after she takes a sip) "Muahahahahaa" (As I pull down her pants when shes out cold)

[Don Breezio]

"let me offer u a drink", "ok"  (she falls on the floor 10 seconds after she takes a sip) "Muahahahahaa" (As I pull down her pants when shes out cold)

thats cold man...thats not even funny

i love a girl who i can talk to.....blah....yadda yadda yadda....dick in mouth.

rofl

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

 got some more..


-Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
-Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption
-Hi. You'll do
-I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one
_If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

all i gots right now, try em out

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

So I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.

[Lil Jay]

Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.

LMAO!! props for that one

[OpTiCaL]

Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.

Hahaha..could be good...depends on who said it n how

[Don Breezio]

-Hi. You'll do
_If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

ROFLMFAO

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

-hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?
-Im no fred flinstone, but I can surely make your bedrock!
-Im easy, are you?
-thats a nice set of legs.. what time do they open?
-Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
-Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?


fack... sorry all I can think of off the top of my head..

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

oh wait,

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.


meh

[AlerG]

just say "bitch, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey" usually lets em know the business, peace.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

I don't, I rape sheep!

thats a little more information than I wanted to know.

y u fuck migets in barns and snowball wit chix

[Don Breezio]

just say "bitch, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey" usually lets em know the business, peace.

lol...i'll try that next time  

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I don't, I rape sheep!

thats a little more information than I wanted to know.

y u fuck migets in barns and snowball wit chix

LMAO...you really believe him?

[Don Breezio]

"Hello ugly girl my name is mauzip and i have gonosiphilitis, as my final wish before i die i would like to stick my very small genital organs into your very very very large genital area...i have 5 dollars...is that enough?"