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Holy ish, I could have joined a orgy today

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verbalassaulta:
you dumb ass...shoulda fucked them sluts

Jome:
wtf people, this is real life, its not a Too Short song!!  ::)

S.G.V.:
u shouldve went for the party man...u coulda made somethin up....thats one of them once ina life time things....u can find a job easily im sure...but a chance to bang a fine bitch without any attachment dont happen often.....but fuck it...ill pray for u to get another hoe like that

budsmokeronly:
word up SGV.  I would be willing to get fired from every job that I have had for the chance to have a threesome with two hot girls.  It ain't everyday that you get a chance to be in bed with two chicks at once.  Oh well Jome, the best men in history made many mistakes.  Learn from this one, and next chance you get to have a threesome don't give yourself any excuses.  Hell, if you got a guy as a boss he might even understand.

Jome: Sorry boss, I let ya down on the job today.

Boss:  Aw, what did ya do son?

Jome: I had the opportunity to have sex with 2 fine girls at once.  And when opportunity comes my way, I take it.  Well I ended up bangin em both for hours and didn't pick anybody up in the taxi.  I am sorry, punish me however you want.

Boss:  Punish you?  Hell son, Ima congradulate you.  I'da done the same damn thing.  Thats good thinkin.  I like that in you.  In fact Ima give you a raise.  Let's go celebrate with a beer.  And dammit son, next time you got two chicks with you on the job, both ready and willing, you better give me a call.

Jome:
^^ He-he  ;D

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