Jay-Z "99 Problems" - cop-dialogue, great concept..

[Jome]

Dope concept.. should be done more often.. great storytelling.
Jay-Z does the copper voice too, for those who ain't heard it.


[Jay-Z]
The year is ninety-four, and my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road, I heard:

[Cop]
Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?

[Jay-Z]
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mindreader sir?  I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?

[Cop]
Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four;
 license and registration and step out of the car -
 are you carryin a weapon on you?  I know a lot of you are

[Jay-Z]
I ain't steppin out of shit, all my papers legit

[Cop]
Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?

[Jay-Z]
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that

[Cop]
Aren't you sharp as a tack!  You should try out
 for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin

[Jay-Z]
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

[Cop]
Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes

[Jay-Z]
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

[Don Breezio]

yup...i couldnt agree more...this is my fav. track off the album for that exact reason...i think thats jays best verse he's ever dropped...rick rubin did really well with that shit too. i love this line "am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?" "well you was doin 55 in a 54"

[SGV]

Hey, you know, this cat from San Bernardino, his name is Sly Boogy. He made a song like this, I don't know if you've heard it. It's called "Walk Wit My Dogs," it was the B-Side to his single "Fatal Mistake," which came out about a year and a half ago. It ended up on his LP "Judgement Day," too. Yea, because I remember that song had the same concept, with the "cop-dialogue" and all. Possibly he's below the radar?

[The Watcher]

this has a nice old school beat & feel to it ala Run DMC era, Rick Rubin really came through with this beat, jay-z flowin dope as per usual really showin why he is one of todays best

[Lord Funk]

yup...i couldnt agree more...this is my fav. track off the album

Hell muthafuckin' yeah

[da_notorious_mack]

when i first heard that bit..i was like WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA...this one of the best tracks ive heard all year...


also am i the only 1 that thinks justify my thug is ill as fuck...?

[Dj Eskimo]

also am i the only 1 that thinks justify my thug is ill as fuck...?

for real man, i was feelin that track, i heard it and was like wtf is all the hate about.

[Code Blue]

also am i the only 1 that thinks justify my thug is ill as fuck...?

I ain't a fan a big fan of Quik's, nor do I like Jay-Z, but I'm feelin' this trac mos def.

Anyways, Sly Boogy >>> Jay-Z.

[Don Breezio]

also am i the only 1 that thinks justify my thug is ill as fuck...?

nah you're not the only one...i fuckin love that track

[Woodrow]

Don't sleep on Ice T

[Darksider]

yup...i couldnt agree more...this is my fav. track off the album

Hell muthafuckin' yeah

[Jome]

Hey, you know, this cat from San Bernardino, his name is Sly Boogy. He made a song like this, I don't know if you've heard it. It's called "Walk Wit My Dogs," it was the B-Side to his single "Fatal Mistake," which came out about a year and a half ago. It ended up on his LP "Judgement Day," too. Yea, because I remember that song had the same concept, with the "cop-dialogue" and all. Possibly he's below the radar?

Yeah, I got it of course.. dope and original track, but a little strange..

And he's below the radar for most people.. if I made a thread about it, 2 people would reply.. and one of them would be you with: "this track is old, dope, yet yesterdays news" or something to that extent..  

[SGV]

Little strange, whereas this track with the same concept is tight? Hmmm...

You're right, nobody here at the West Coast Connection knows who Sly Boogy is.

[AbbyNinja]

The whole motherfuckin album is tiight i'd say it's probably the best album of the year for me there are just so many songs that are just sick from the word go.  

[i love men who take pictures with their booty's out]

krayzie homie these cats aint knowin where jigga got this song from..its new to them...


[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
Why did you no ?? some shit
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger
[Ice T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigger has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
A bitch with none
A bitch with a knife
A bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a bitch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits
A bitch with ass
A bitch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit it

No a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch thats old
A bitch who is new
A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
A bitch who is built
A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
A bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing
A bitch who can't
A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano
A bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked
A bitch who won't
A bitch who's short
A bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated
Motherfucker a nigger like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to threat any whores
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigger that white nighter
The bitch exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
Fuckin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So fuck how you feel
You are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ?
A bitch ain't one
Ah shit
Let me tell you how to do that shit

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a bitch that loves to gink)
She'll fuck you
After she fucks me
(I got a bitch who loves both)
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch that's slow
(A bitch that is a virgin
And a bitch that is a hoe)
A bitch that lies
(A bitch that trues)
A bitch who is a man
Because they are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
(A bitch that is hut)
A bitch who loves rap
A bitch who loves rock
A bitch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch that is dirty
Got a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a bitch ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a bitch ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
Fucking
Ragging
Spanking
Assholes nigger

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems motherfuckers
Buying my records
But a bitch ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
Fuck em all
Fuck em motherfucker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A bitch ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass