Author Topic: Best hip hop punchlines (Read 837 times)

Lil Suge Knight · « **Reply #30 on:** November 26, 2003, 02:41:51 PM »

Check your sexuality, as fruity as this Alize
***2 Pac - Toss It Up***

I cause brain tumors, thinkin' of a thought to think
Lettin' off caliber's ‘til the chamber need to be changed
***Kurupt - Callin Out Names***

Every few years niggas think they can deal with the real
Now I gots to fuck Cypress Hill
I got a voice you should fear!
I drink a beer bust a rap and end your fucking career
You fuckin cowards
Never seen a hood high powered
Like the Westside Connect
Slide me my tech
I Got'em
Soon as I spot'em I'm dumpin
Gots to treat these bitch ass niggas like they stole something
I see a joint in your clutch
You're smokin that shit too much
Got your bitch ass touched
Sen Dogg you can't rap from the guts
And B-Real sounding like he got baby nuts
I don't know why y'all think y'all slick
I don't know what rapper down wit your click
I don't know one bitch on your dick
And I don't know one nigga pumping your shit
I hear you claiming South Central wait...
You ain't from my hood!
Y'all hoes from South Gate
Coming with a voice high pitched
The "B" in B-Real must stand for Bitch
***Ice Cube - King Of The Hill (Cube showing us that he hasnt lost it)***

OmNIsCiUs · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2003, 12:33:57 AM »

;DGOOD THREAD!

Ludacris is the king of this shit but there are a lotta crazy rappers makin awesome ones: here's some from the top of ma dome.

You see I'm ambidexterous,
I slap ass with both hands!
-luda

Cause I go on blind dates
with actual blind people!
-Luda

The whole of Tech N9ne - Worst Enemy, shit's mad

Will drop some more lata

cruzen records · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2003, 12:54:48 AM »

more from down under
"i smoke a deck on a good night/on a bad i smoke two like suge knight" hilltop hoods

from freestyles
" i pull more chicks then gravity" adikkal
"you wont ever move up like a fat kid on a sea saw" adikkal
"you trying to rhyme is like an amputee playing twista" adikkal
down load the freestyle here > http://www.mp3.com.au/track.asp?id=63702

"i cut through you with ease/ the only time you be iller then me is with foot and mouth disease" mic rippah battling some pom

caTASHtrophe · « **Reply #33 on:** November 28, 2003, 04:08:25 PM »

Chino will destroy damn near any rapper out there today when it comes to punchlines (apart from maybe rass) and for the records Chino will DISMANTLE eminem HARD.

7even · « **Reply #34 on:** November 29, 2003, 04:42:29 AM »

Quote from: caTASHtrophe on November 28, 2003, 04:08:25 PM

Chino will destroy damn near any rapper out there today when it comes to punchlines (apart from maybe rass) and for the records Chino will DISMANTLE eminem HARD.

lool why you compare every battle rapper to eminem sayin he'd rape Em? you got a Eminem-Battle-Complex?