Author Topic: Utah people are the "cheesiest" (Read 303 times)

mrtonguetwista · « **on:** December 12, 2003, 08:50:15 PM »

A Utah man may have taken "the power of cheese" too far.

A Cedar City man is accused of assaulting another man with a block of cheese.

Police said the victim was struck in the face with the cheese Thursday.

They say the assailant was intoxicated at the time. He was charged with misdemeanor intoxication and misdemeanor assault and was booked into the Iron County Jail on $1,100 bail.

budsmokeronly · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2003, 08:52:54 PM »

I think Dubcnn should hire you. You could be like Luis Black from the Daily Show. You find the weirdest fuckin stories ever, and I have no clue how you find them either.

mrtonguetwista · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2003, 08:56:24 PM »

lol Lewis Black

Motherfucker

budsmokeronly · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:06:00 PM »

hey lewis black is cool, in fact he is my idol. So if Dubcnn hired you, you may infact be my new idol.

SGV · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:08:59 PM »

If it was up to me, he'd be hired.

Woodrow · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:41:17 PM »

So it's crazy stories/links you want?!

Furniture having sex:
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/roofsex.shtml

The letter project. People have sent in photos of themselves holding a picture of the last letter of their surname. Type something in and have it displayed using these submitted letters.
http://www.zefrank.com/letterproject/note/index_lp1.html

Jobless artist sells $1 snowballs during blizzard
http://www.azcentral.com/business/articles/1212snowjob-ON.html

Dodge Neon Monster Truck
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2444653125&category=7251

Convicted BBQ strip club owner breaking charitable fund raising records
http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/news010.htm

Taxidermy toads having 3 way
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3640561983

Ebay feedback for andy46477
http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250

Mummy Man Found Outside Big Japan Store
http://tlc.discovery.com/news/afp/20031208/mummy.html?ct=1337.4252485028

Judge orders man blinded for acid attack. Punishment to take place at public sports stadium
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/12/12/284825-ap.html

http://forums.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53061
OWNED!

Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise fined $25,000 for allowing worker to fall into a bucket of hot fat
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1008929.htm

Second graders' gingerbread men kidnapped and held for ransom
http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=1560799&nav=9TaiJcfb

How to pop zits if you're a woman
http://women.msn.com/211079.armx

Study pays study subjects $500 to take cocaine
http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/12/09/mcgill_cocaine031209

ill be your imaginary girlfriend for 6weeks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2969906214&category=317

Subversive Cross stitch
http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/

budsmokeronly · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:47:23 PM »

oh shit, looks like we got a lil competition!

SGV · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Krayzie-Eyez Killah on December 12, 2003, 09:41:17 PM

Ebay feedback for andy46477
http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250

ill be your imaginary girlfriend for 6weeks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2969906214&category=317

The Imaginary Girlfriend one is funny, but that cat's Feedback was HILARIOUS!

But, Tongue Twista is still God.