lines that make no sense

[B.O.X.]

^^^^^^ cuzz that line is plain stupid haha,lol@kill that mop line is bad tho,maybe fame should not smoke as much weed haha,and cam and ghost are the champs of this shit,plus master p
cam from some corny song "girls with tight hiney's get whiney whiney"  <=====what the fucc does that mean

master p most of his songs but this one"i'm the captain,you the crunch,you get dinner,i got lunch" stupid shit right there
master p again "If you don't bring back my mother fuckin money or my mother fuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see new years"
  what the fucc is wrong with this nigga haha

dr dre "never let me slip cause if i slip then i'm slipping" <===i'm happy he finally figured that out hahahahaha

ghost "tyson bit holyfields ear,we love the sport" <====he can't just be smoking weed haha

oh yeah and how could we forget nore"what what what what" haha and....."ay yo we light a candle,swim laps around the english channel/neptunes got a coccerspanial"<===== this nigga should get the mic stripped from him haha,also......"I drink Hennesy "straight", with Tomato Juice"<=======this nigga don't even know what he talking bout haha. and...
"My dad, he was a boxer god, and he "was" really "was "glad"  <======fucc it nore win this shit easy haha

kurupts whole verse in xxxplosive "bitch bitch bitch"<=====and yall say he a top lyricist get the fucc outta here with that niggas haha

tim and magoo hahahaha damn i'm laughing already without saying nothing haha,
tim "why you sleepin' with your eyes closed?" <===u are suppose to sleep like this i guess haha
magoo damn near everything he ever spit but the worst has to be"the bird bird bird,the bird is the word"<==nigga said that shit for no reason haha

el p from company flow""Company Flow the toughest penis sucky sucky" <===i give a nigga 20 buccs if they can figure this shit out haha

lil wayne "wet a nigga like umbrellas"<====== is it me or is something wrong with this line haha

canibus "I can double my density
From 360 degrees to 720 instantly
6 multiplied by 5, by 4, by 3, by 2, then 1
G'head and calculate the sum"<==== this nigga busy trying to give math lessons instead of making a hot album hahah

"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes"<==== fucc it i'll let yall guess that one hahahahah

jay'z "good dude,you love me like cooked food"<===== if i said it wrong,who gives a shit it still was wacc

easy e written by treach on how do you want it "i'm kicc'n it the hardest,so give me my shoes bacc"<=====cuzz don't pay a ghostwriter if he gonna write you shit like this

luke in doo doo brown "thip,thip thip thip dip bip thip"<======what the fucc are you saying man hahaha

yell

[An-Tony-O Montana]

I remember Warren saying in an interview that he was just freestyling on that song. It's easy to make mistakes like that while freestyling.




But, if he wrote that shit......

^hahaha the line is classic!!! i told warren when he was posting on this forum and his own forum... i mentioned the line and he just laughed hahaha.... hahaha and the lil fame shit lol... u know i never realized there was anything wrong wit that line... shows u how dumb i was haha... i use this hiphop shit as education and dumb fuck was mis educatin' me haha... gravity holds u down lol... but yea that was dumb... lil fame is tight thou, he got some dope lines too... i think N.O.R.E. gotta be the king of dumb ass lines thou... dude raps about bein' in the ocean where the sharks be @ and mixing hennessey wit tomato juice...   ODB got some retarted shit too lol...

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[The Big Bad Ass]

lol @ all these crazy lines. I didn't realize how dumb some of these are lol.

[Lord Funk]

^^^^^^ cuzz that line is plain stupid haha,lol@kill that mop line is bad tho,maybe fame should not smoke as much weed haha,and cam and ghost are the champs of this shit,plus master p
cam from some corny song "girls with tight hiney's get whiney whiney"  <=====what the fucc does that mean

master p most of his songs but this one"i'm the captain,you the crunch,you get dinner,i got lunch" stupid shit right there
master p again "If you don't bring back my mother fuckin money or my mother fuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see new years"
  what the fucc is wrong with this nigga haha

dr dre "never let me slip cause if i slip then i'm slipping" <===i'm happy he finally figured that out hahahahaha

ghost "tyson bit holyfields ear,we love the sport" <====he can't just be smoking weed haha

oh yeah and how could we forget nore"what what what what" haha and....."ay yo we light a candle,swim laps around the english channel/neptunes got a coccerspanial"<===== this nigga should get the mic stripped from him haha,also......"I drink Hennesy "straight", with Tomato Juice"<=======this nigga don't even know what he talking bout haha. and...
"My dad, he was a boxer god, and he "was" really "was "glad"  <======fucc it nore win this shit easy haha

kurupts whole verse in xxxplosive "bitch bitch bitch"<=====and yall say he a top lyricist get the fucc outta here with that niggas haha

tim and magoo hahahaha damn i'm laughing already without saying nothing haha,
tim "why you sleepin' with your eyes closed?" <===u are suppose to sleep like this i guess haha
magoo damn near everything he ever spit but the worst has to be"the bird bird bird,the bird is the word"<==nigga said that shit for no reason haha

el p from company flow""Company Flow the toughest penis sucky sucky" <===i give a nigga 20 buccs if they can figure this shit out haha

lil wayne "wet a nigga like umbrellas"<====== is it me or is something wrong with this line haha

canibus "I can double my density
From 360 degrees to 720 instantly
6 multiplied by 5, by 4, by 3, by 2, then 1
G'head and calculate the sum"<==== this nigga busy trying to give math lessons instead of making a hot album hahah

"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes"<==== fucc it i'll let yall guess that one hahahahah

jay'z "good dude,you love me like cooked food"<===== if i said it wrong,who gives a shit it still was wacc

easy e written by treach on how do you want it "i'm kicc'n it the hardest,so give me my shoes bacc"<=====cuzz don't pay a ghostwriter if he gonna write you shit like this

luke in doo doo brown "thip,thip thip thip dip bip thip"<======what the fucc are you saying man hahaha

yell

This whole post had me crying with laughter. Thanks man.

[Kill]

This whole post had me crying with laughter. Thanks man.

WORD lol, you got a lot of crazy ass lines B.O.X., sum I didn't kno too....."wet niggas like umbrellas" gotta be one of the fuckin dumbest ever too lol. NORE is one of the best but I still think Ghost is the champ of that shit, it ain't even like he don't know what he wrote a day after writin it, i don't think he knows what he's writin at the moment he's writin it either

and that Lil' Fame line took me a few listens to figure out too, prolly was the first time I really payed attention to the lyrics and I was like "wtf?" lol

[Dominator]

Is that yo' ass, or your mamma have raindurr..

- Nelly : fucking retarded.

I ain't never had my dick sucked by a man before, but you gon' be the first

- Quik : i will never understand why you'd want to have another guy sucking you off.. i mean.. sure it'd be humiliating.. but for both parties involved...

it's like saying ".. i know how i'll disgrace that guy.. i'll fuck him in the ass.."

shit don't make sense..

[Don Breezio]

the line "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick's gots ta fit"
in dre day always bothered me. it just seems so lame to say that because someone's got a gap in their teeth that your dick is gonna fit in there. I'd rather say "no teeth in your mouth so..."

You know he was talking to Luke, right? Who has a gap in his teeth?  

yup he was talking to me...i have a big gap in my teeth...im also 400 pounds, never shower, live in a trailer, and listen to country music. the only reason im on this board is because i thought wcc stood for "we're country crackers".  

[Don Breezio]

it's like saying ".. i know how i'll disgrace that guy.. i'll fuck him in the ass.."

ROFL

[B.O.X.]

^^^^^^^^ quik lost his damn mind hahahaha, and damn i ain't hear that nelly garbage right there opps i mean right thurrrrr hahahaha yell

[Lord Funk]

the line "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick's gots ta fit"
in dre day always bothered me. it just seems so lame to say that because someone's got a gap in their teeth that your dick is gonna fit in there. I'd rather say "no teeth in your mouth so..."

You know he was talking to Luke, right? Who has a gap in his teeth?  

yup he was talking to me...i have a big gap in my teeth...im also 400 pounds, never shower, live in a trailer, and listen to country music. the only reason im on this board is because i thought wcc stood for "we're country crackers".  

lol

[Trauma-san]

Is that yo' ass, or your mamma have raindurr..

- Nelly : fucking retarded.

I ain't never had my dick sucked by a man before, but you gon' be the first

- Quik : i will never understand why you'd want to have another guy sucking you off.. i mean.. sure it'd be humiliating.. but for both parties involved...

it's like saying ".. i know how i'll disgrace that guy.. i'll fuck him in the ass.."

shit don't make sense..

LOL, I know, right?  I'm sorry... if there were no women left on earth, Fucking a guy in the ass would not be an option, lol. It just doesn't appeal to me at all, I don't see how that DOESN'T make you queer as those faggots on t.v., if you're having sex with a guy, lol, you're gay.  Simple as that.  

[Kill]

Ive bumped "Dollaz & Sense" like a 1000 times and that line always disturbed me...prolly it wasn't supposed to be literal, consider it a meta or sumthin

Wallo's comfortable, chocolate frosting
Your socks hangin out, yours is talkin
Rock so steadily, son, I'm still crazy
Sport my old Force MD furs in the 80's
Nat Turners wit burners, Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Taught y'all niggas how to rap, reimburse me
Rothsdale's, ruby red sales, Bloomingdale's, blocks
Ox tails chopped up in Caribbean spots
I'm nice, maxed out, creepin wit the ax out
Murder these bikini bitches, switchin with they backs out
- Ghost on "Protect Ya Neck (The Jump Off)", just one example (a rather harmless one, cuz sum of the lines kinda make a lil sense)