Funniest quotes from rappers

[Immortal]

Post your favourite quotes of rappers that you thought were most hilarious

I got one:

2PAc ""I fucked his (Biggie) wife two days after I got out of jail and HE'S talking about being a player? Now imagine how plastic that shit is" - (Interview with Tupac)

then there was this otha one that i cant totally remember, it went like "yea its true that im getting pussy, but your getting dick"--2pac

[Lord Funk]

My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:

"The only thing that can kill me is death."

...Er... yep.

[Don Dolla]

Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.

[GangstaBoogy]

Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.

when I heard that it made me wanna burn all my rap cds

50 Cent: "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
 

[NeoSoul]

i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!

[Shark]

i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!

that quote is sick i love it.

[Kill]

lol, makes me remember a Big L line

"They say a real man won't hit a girl, but i ain't real cause I beat bitches up"

L had a lot of funny lines anyways



and then there's the dumb funny lines like Warren G's "What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T" and that type of shit, there was a similar topic couple weeks ago. And lol @ that Pac quote

[7even]

hey bitch you aint shit you speakin my language?! it's English, bitch you shouldnt be talkin to strangers

[smerlus]

i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!

i live by that on a daily basis

[budsmokeronly]

"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/
She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"


hahaha I luv that couple of lines by suga free.

[Kaidy]

"Suga Free...







Bitches swangin on ma dick sayin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[Z the laidback Virus]

She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"

You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.

[budsmokeronly]

She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"

You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.

naw your just retarded.  go back to listening to snoop.

[Kill]

"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/

well, maybe I'm retarded too but i don't see why this part of ur quote is funny either

[OmNIsCiUs]

haha@ suga free...

1st thing that popped into my head was snoop talkin on PTCTBDB "It's time for the bosses to check the underbosses and get the game back right"...