Funniest quotes from rappers

[R-Tistic]

Yeah Suga Free quotes would have to run this thread. DJ Quik has millions of em too tho. They are my favorite rappers, well up there with em, because they don't have to be complex and all to be tite, they say funny shit that is clever as hell that most rappers would never think about sayin. The entire verse from DJ Quik's "Better never than late" is comedy.

Tha Eastsidaz have some funny lines, some aren't meant to be funny but jus them bein too hard sounds funny as hell to me...same with Boo Yaa tribe.

[Lil Jay]

"she said suga free, you know anything about cars, honey? I said yeah, you fill em up with hoes take em to the hoe stroll so they can get that money!"

[BL7]

"she was bold enough to take the kids......she was bold enough to fuck my friend....she was bold enough to go & snitch.....so I was bold enough to SLAP THE BITCH!"

[NobodyButMe]

Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".

"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"

Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!

how about 'only reason a bitch wears panties is to keep her ankles warm'

[Kaidy]

couple more Free classics:

"Ho if I tell you a flea could pull a tree, you get a chain and hook his lil ass up"

"I left her...  ol monkeymouth to' up ass raggedy heffa"


and who could forget this piece of lyrical genius by Kurupt:

"Shit the fuck up bitch, eat a dick bitch. Eat a bowl of shit bitch"

Splendid.

[David420]

"I recide in pamona
i got some bitches on the kona
my baby's momma with em 2
cause im a muthafukin fu
    -suga free

that was some dope and funny shit

suga free is a muthafukin fu

[Nightfall]

2pac wouldve rolled wit me if he was still alive - Ja Rule

[youngmessnucca]

E-40: "If U see me in the woods in a fight with a bear, don't help me nigga, help the bear"

Lloyd Banks "What Goes Around"
"G-Unit is Guerillas & Black Child is the mascot"
"Ahshanti's sideburns is thicker than mine"
"As for Charli her studio time was a waste, she looks like she took a bag of flour to the face"

[7even]

I stay indigenous like a Cherokee when I say nobody can compete with me