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Funny Movie Quotes
Bramsterdam (see ya):
^^Yeah
"Hey man, I am the foot fuckin master!"
or after they stab the girl in the heart
"That was fuckin trippy"
Sikotic™:
--- Quote from: white boy on September 26, 2004, 03:08:46 PM ---pulp fiction has the best quotes
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Winston Wolf has my favorite quote
Jimmie : I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf : Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
eS El Duque:
--- Quote from: Bram The Underground Hip Hop Fanatic on September 26, 2004, 02:49:17 PM ---shit i forgot about south park movie lol
Philip " Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch! "
Cartman " Dont call me fat you fuckin jew "
Kyle " now he's mad at you for saying the F word"
Cartman " what, Jew? "
Kyle " no he meant fuck you fuckin fat ass"
holy shit I've never laughed so hard
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lol..that shit was hilerious
Godfather
Michael : My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams : Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael : Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
i love men who take pictures with their booty's out:
southpark:
brooke shields: i once farted on the set of the blue lagoon...
saddam: ahh come on guy
last dragon :
shonuff: " talkin bout tha wahhhhhhhhhsahhhhhhhhh...legendary bruce leroy ..catchin bullets with his teeth, CATCHIN BULLETS WITH HIS TEETH.. NIGGA PLEASE!!!"
one of the chinese hip hop dudes : " you go now.. chop chop..cooley ass out of dis place!!!"
purple rain:
morris day when apollonia asked him where was jerome: " in his skin..waahhhhhh hawwwwwwww!!!"
morris day when kid(prince was comin down the alley:..(looks) (kid comes by and kicks morris) u longhaired faggott!!!
still bout it ( bout it bout it pt 2)
beeperman: "passsssss the pussy 2 the beeperman.. passs the pussy 2 the beeperman!!"
prostitute: i got us some money today,daddy
pimp: thats good thats good how much
prostitute: think dollars daddy
pimp: how much baby how much?
prostitute: think dollars
pimp: u aint pat sajack muhfucka i aint buyin a vowel..spit it out bitch
( prostitute pulls out a 1 dollar bill)
pimp: a dollar... >:( bitch u gone make me burp
( the pimps bicycle is low on air)
pimp: i need a lil bit of air in my car
(prostitute gets on the ground and attempts to blow up the bike's tire with her mouth)
pimp: :o bitch what the fuck u doin..
prostitute: but u told me..
pimp : bitch here...(hands a bicycle pump) ..i like that dedication tho
white Boy:
--- Quote from: Si-ko'tic on September 26, 2004, 05:11:58 PM ---
--- Quote from: white boy on September 26, 2004, 03:08:46 PM ---pulp fiction has the best quotes
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Winston Wolf has my favorite quote
Jimmie : I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf : Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
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that wolf 1 is fuckin hillarious.. 1 of my favs.. thats why pulp fiction is my fav movie.. cause its a fuckin comedy
Jules Winnfield : Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie Dimmick : Knock it off, Julie.
Jules Winnfield : [pause] What?
Jimmie Dimmick : I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules Winnfield : Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie Dimmick : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield : [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules Winnfield : Why?
Jimmie Dimmick : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why
:D
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