Author Topic: Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said (Read 1122 times)

pinche juan · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2004, 11:52:45 PM »

sometimes customers piss me off

they always annoy me

customer: i bought this cordless phone the other day and i put it to charge but it still doesnt work. i want another phone/money back

meanwhile, i get the phone out of the bag/box and get the handset, take the battery cover off and plug the battery in and tell them to charge it

customer : isnt the battery supposed to already be plugged in/ the salesperson never told me i had to do that.

me in my head : read the damn instructions and it will tell you

Don Breezio · « **Reply #31 on:** February 25, 2004, 11:58:42 PM »

yeah...heres my favorite:

customer: i want to return this (insert product here)

me: okay, do you have your reciept?

customer: yes, here it is

i look at it and see it was bought 6 months ago...we have a 30 day return policy

me: being that this is over 30 days i can give you store credit (if its under 50 dollars) or you can take it up with the manager, unfortunately the manager is not in right now...

customer: god dammit whens the motherfuckign manager gonna be here!

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heres another good one:

me: do you have your receipt?

customer: no

me: then i can give you store credit or (you know the drill)

customer: i dont want store credit

me: thats all i have the authority to do

customer: but i dont want store credit

at this point im thinking...ok what the FUCK do you expect me to do!

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the other day i had a guy do this:

me: can i help you

guy: yeah i need this plug for my laptop

(i go and find out we dont carry that particular plug)

me: sorry sir we dont carry that plug

guy: you dont carry the plug?

me: no

guy: well god dammit im writing to corporate!

uhh....okay......you're going to write to the corporate office because we dont have a fucking plug? your a faggot. (i wanted to say that soooooo bad)

ACGRUNDY · « **Reply #32 on:** February 26, 2004, 12:35:58 AM »

1) Snoop dogg hasn't sold out.

2) music is, first, and foremost, a business.

Tha Crip · « **Reply #33 on:** February 26, 2004, 06:03:51 PM »

props to luke for his contributions.....dem radio shack ones r the best......ur KILLING ME LUKE....UR KILLING ME...HAHAHAHAHA......keep em coming.......CHUUUCH!!!

B.O.X. · « **Reply #34 on:** February 27, 2004, 05:22:42 PM »

WHATS NEXT WHATS NEXT WHATS N-X-E-T

Don Breezio · « **Reply #35 on:** February 27, 2004, 05:28:57 PM »

Quote from: thacrip_18 on February 26, 2004, 06:03:51 PM

props to luke for his contributions.....dem radio shack ones r the best......ur KILLING ME LUKE....UR KILLING ME...HAHAHAHAHA......keep em coming.......CHUUUCH!!!

yeah radio shacks crazy...heres a kicker for you...this happened to the girl i work with Rachelle...:

a guy buys 2 zip zaps (little remote control cars) ones 19.99 & ones 24.99...the guy brings back the 24.99 one but keeps the 19.99...he then a few days later comes back...brings back the 19.99 one and wants the 24.99 again...rachelle tells him that he owes here 5.41...he says "no i dont"...she says yes you do...the one you want is more expensive than the one your returning...he says "no you owe me"...they go on for like an hour over who owes who...she even works out the math problems and he still doesnt get it...finally he just says fuck it...payes it and goes on his way...i laughed for like 3 days.