Author Topic: Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam  (Read 682 times)

JTSimon

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Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« on: April 05, 2004, 04:36:58 PM »
Unless you are as queer as NIK, do not waste your money on this garbage.  In fact, do not even waste a couple of cd's burning it.  Awful fuckin movie, one of the worst I have seen in a long time.  Do not let the previews fool you.

Its not worth a rental, not even a download.  its worth getting drunk before and going into the theater, pissing all over the place, and then leaving.


I'm watching it today just in case ;D and will be back with reviews.


If only for once I had listened to Hector.

Hellboy is horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible.

This movie fucking makes The Hulk/Spiderman classic flicks. Seriously the storyline sucked/garabge/trash/didn't make sense, monsters looked like shit, jokes stunk, Hellboy kept getting his ass kicked. If I had a gun...I probably would have shot myself for wasting 8 dollars.

No offense but it was directed and written by Guillermo del Toro.

The name says it all  ;D ;) I should have known.


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GoodLuvn169

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2004, 04:47:17 PM »
ill heed your advice, ive also heared bad things about it.
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2004, 04:50:47 PM »
Spiderman was a classic!
 

JTSimon

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2004, 04:59:43 PM »
Spiderman was a classic!

Spiderman was shitty
 

The Watcher

Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2004, 05:29:23 PM »
Do any of you actually read the Hellboy comic?

del Toro directed Blade II and Mimic, didn't think he did a bad job @ all with those

if you're not a fan of the comic, then you're gonna think this movie is shit. if you are a fan of the comics, then you are probably gonna love it  ;D
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2004, 05:31:35 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2004, 05:48:42 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.


I know my nuts are nice, but come on...
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2004, 05:54:07 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.

LOL, dammmnnnn, homie... you're taking this shit to heart a bit too much
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2004, 05:55:27 PM »
ok 1st of all spiderman wasnt bad... 2nd the comercial to this looks bad but look at the reviews..



http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808404362&cf=critic&intl=us
 

hector

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2004, 06:03:44 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.


I know my nuts are nice, but come on...

hey faggot, nobody wants to hear your pillow talk between you and your boyfriend, get that shit outta here.
 

hector

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2004, 06:06:40 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.

LOL, dammmnnnn, homie... you're taking this shit to heart a bit too much

thanks for tellin me that, although I don't have one fuckin clue about what you are talking about.  the movie fuckin sucks, thats my opinion.  hell go see it, I don't fuckin care, ain't gonna have any affect on me.  I ain't takin shit to heart, I have seen a lot of shitty movies, I was just warning you guys about it.  but like I said, don't listen to me, go watch the movie and waste your money, ain't no skin off my back.  Who the fuck are you anyways?  hellboy's fuckin promoter?  goddamn get over it.
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2004, 06:07:16 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.


I know my nuts are nice, but come on...

hey faggot, nobody wants to hear your pillow talk between you and your boyfriend, get that shit outta here.


You bring me up in every post you make...I must have had a huge affect on your life, now delete your account.
 

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2004, 06:13:14 PM »


No offense but it was directed and written by Guillermo del Toro.

The name says it all  ;D ;) I should have known.




dont tell me because he has a spanish name...ur saying no wonder the movie sucked?
 

hector

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2004, 07:23:26 PM »
what the fuck did I tell you?  Unless you are as queer as NIK you WILLNOT like this movie.  its fuckin garbage.  but don't listen to me, what the fuck do I know?  Go waste your money and your time.


I know my nuts are nice, but come on...

hey faggot, nobody wants to hear your pillow talk between you and your boyfriend, get that shit outta here.


You bring me up in every post you make...I must have had a huge affect on your life, now delete your account.

yes you retarded homosexual, you have a huge affect on my life.  Everyday I realize how fuckin pathetic I could be, and then I thank God that I'm not like you.  Now go rap for your boyfriend and watch Roxanne.
 

JTSimon

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Re:Do NOT watch HELLBOY its a scam
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2004, 07:30:03 PM »


DIE BITCH DIE...I'm never watching his movies again.
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