i got big balls

[Don Jacob]

aright....i don't know why i'm posting this but i got to get this off my chest.

i'm not one to go around saying "yeah i got a big dick" cuz quite frankly  i got an average sized shlong. It pleases the ladies  but doesn't hang out the leg of my boxers.


But shiiiiiit i got some big ol' balls and today i finally relized it.

aright as you know i live in BAKErsfield, emphasis on BAKE cuz it's so damn hot here. well i woke up this mourning and my balls were just plastered to one leg

after i took my shower, i went to get my boxers and i noticed there was a hole developing in the crotch , so i grabbed another pair and noticed the same thing, than another , and antoher...and they all had wear on them.

then i went to my friend's house to kick it , then my friend george comes over and brings over this porno. we watch it and when the guy gets the girl in doggystyle, i'm thinking "why isn't his balls smacking here ass like when i get a girl doggystyle?"

then at around 5 george leaves and 15 minutes later my homies calls up some girls to come and hang....now these girls were some freaks this one girl vanessa kept trying to grab my package. finally she gets it and says "damn boy i need another hand here"

now, just before i typed this thread up....i went to get some water....and when i  went to sit back down....i sat down too fast and kinda sat on a ball. ::OUCH::  now as i sat there in pain , i reflected on my day, and had an epiphany, I GOT BIG BALLS.....BITCH!

[Leroy]

yeah ive sat on my balls before it happnes here and there i think to alot of guys have had that happen to them but im not gonna talk about my dick and balls on a board full of men

[hector]

uhh, you do realize that 99.9% of the posters on wcc are guys right?  nobody wants to hear about your fuckin balls.  and the only guy queer enuff to suck them on here is NIK, but his nose is too big and would get in the way.  thats why he just sticks to suckin dick.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

uhh, you do realize that 99.9% of the posters on wcc are guys right?  nobody wants to hear about your fuckin balls.  and the only guy queer enuff to suck them on here is NIK, but his nose is too big and would get in the way.  thats why he just sticks to suckin dick.

Those gay fantasies are really starting to disgust me.

[Don Jacob]

uhh, you do realize that 99.9% of the posters on wcc are guys right?  nobody wants to hear about your fuckin balls.

are you the other 0.01 or somethin' , if you didn't want to hear about my big balls then why did you bother to read about them. better yet why'd you post.

like i said i ain't tryin to brag, i just thought shit was funny.

[hector]

uhh, you do realize that 99.9% of the posters on wcc are guys right?  nobody wants to hear about your fuckin balls.

are you the other 0.01 or somethin' , if you didn't want to hear about my big balls then why did you bother to read about them. better yet why'd you post.

like i said i ain't tryin to brag, i just thought shit was funny.

I didn't read your post moron, like I said, nobody wants to hear about your fuckin balls.  its in the title  of the thread if you haven't noticed.

[Don Jacob]

exactly it's in the title! if you didn't want to discuss my balls than why are you getting all emotional  over them.

also you're the one who brought in all the gay crap, who knows maybe it's your fantasy to see jew on mexican man love....you just won't see it from me

Dragoncoxx=  A Fag?

makes sense after all his name stands for Flaming cocks....quit being such a flamer dude  and get of my nuts...literally!

[JTSimon]

Who watchs porno with a dude

Some1 delete this thread.

[Don Seer]

^ lol


big jake got elephantitis of the nut sack.. go see ya doctor

[JTSimon]

^ lol


big jake got elephantitis of the nut sack.. go see ya doctor

You can blame that on all the smog in Bakersfield  

[GoodLuvn169]

I have a friend that had huge balls and it turns out that water was colleting in em.  He had to go to the hospital to get em drained.  If ther're absolutly huge, you might want to go to a doctor and see whats up.

[hector]

LOL, jake I am perfectly fine with my sexuality, which is why I can eazily make gay jokes.  Seems like you and NIK get offended by them tho.  You may wanna consider your sexuality tho, commin on an all guy forum talking about how big your balls are.  hahhaa, what the fuck do you expect to get out of a thread like this?   The title of the thread just screams "Clown on Me!"  Anybody on this fuckin forum can say they got big balls, big dick, fuck hella girls, whatever.  Ain't like anyone else really knows if they do or not.   And I'd like to see one person tell me if they give one fuck about jake's balls at all (not including NIK, cause he luvs balls in general). And comming from your history on here, I'm sure you are lying anywayz.

[Don Jacob]

why would i lie about something like that, if i was going to lie about my genitals i'd say i had a big dick....which i don't, shit man get off my jock.


i posted this cuz i was having a day that was seemingly centered around them , if you're that offended don't post in this post dick. sorry i didn't know you weren't suppose to talk to other guys about this....next time i have an issue like this i'm going to go to the first girl i see on the street. watch the man show or something...someone needs to teach you how to be a man


and to the dude who said who watches pornos with other guys....man it ain't like we were having a circle jerk....seriously if you claim to be a straight guy who hangs out with straight friends and you don't randomly pop in a porno some time in your life (hell a-trak and still dre do it all the time here on the board) to show off a porno...your a fruit

and about the water thing........that's gross, and bakersfield DOES have fucked up water so shit i might have to go check this shit out. thanks

[bez]

LOL funny shit man.  

As for watching porno's with friends, doesn't everyone do it?  I know that I go to friends houses alot and we all sit down and watch porn, because its dammmm good.  Thought everyone did that.

[Diabolical]

lmao