Author Topic: FALCON MIKE Vick SWEET ASS? (Read 281 times)

dexter · « **on:** April 29, 2004, 09:44:37 AM »

Heard on the radio vick is a switch hitter
they say hes batting .500
Anybody else heard that?

R-Tistic · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2004, 01:52:45 PM »

I can't believe this rumor got out so big. It is fake as hell. It came from this internet article from a website that is basically like an online National enquirer. Read this and tell me how real it sounds.

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He's here, he's queer, and his name is Michael Vick.

Shocking sports fans around the globe, NFL representatives for Michael Vick issued a public statement today confirming rumors that began circulating earlier this week about his sexual preferences and homosexual lifestyle.

In an interview with UJ reporters, Michael Vick spoke candidly and said, "I've been a gay man hiding behind lies about my sexuality for years, and it feels good to finally have this out in the open. I love playing professional football and rough physical contact on the field, however, I enjoy male contact off the field as well. I know that some of my fans will not understand my lifestyle and there may be some adjustments around the lockerroom with my teammates, but I'm confidant that they will accept me for who I am and continue will to respect me as an athlete."

Favio Creskin, president of gay organization -CHUG (Celebrating Homosexuality by Uniting Gays) applauded the courage of Michael Vick by saying, "This is a giant step for gays everywhere, as this announcement dispells beliefs that most gays are feminine and flamboyant. Michael Vick is a muscular, masculine, temple of testosterone that any gay man would be proud to bow before."

Now it is quite humorous, but for one, it is obvious that it's fake. This would have been allllll over the news and everywhere else if it was true. I woulda seen all the students at my college who have his jersey throw it out the window and burn them in a pile. People would probably stop playin Madden. So believe me, this one's fake.