Author Topic: Van Helsing  (Read 502 times)

Don Breezio

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Van Helsing
« on: May 07, 2004, 03:15:05 AM »
not gonna type a long review cuz i went to the first showing of this at midnight and its now 3:13 am...and im tired...but this was a decent movie...it won't live up to the hype of it but its worth seeing...a bit cheesy (as far as the acting) but the effects were good and they thought out the story *pretty* well...there were a few holes...i would probably give this movie an 8/10 just because cheesy or not it was still a very entertaining movie and well done. i will more than likely be buying this when it comes out.
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2004, 08:11:26 AM »
not gonna type a long review cuz i went to the first showing of this at midnight and its now 3:13 am...and im tired...but this was a decent movie...it won't live up to the hype of it but its worth seeing...a bit cheesy (as far as the acting) but the effects were good and they thought out the story *pretty* well...there were a few holes...i would probably give this movie an 8/10 just because cheesy or not it was still a very entertaining movie and well done. i will more than likely be buying this when it comes out.

No movie was cheesier than Hellboy...might check it out today.

 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2004, 03:20:38 PM »
I'm seein it tonight, so I'll write up a review on it too.
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2004, 10:38:25 PM »
I saw it.  Spoiler.










































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eS El Duque

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2004, 11:34:01 PM »
just saw it..giv eit 7 out 10..great dracula vs werewolf scene...can't believe that chick dies....oh right, those are spoilers :p
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2004, 01:08:46 AM »
just saw it..giv eit 7 out 10..great dracula vs werewolf scene...can't believe that chick dies....oh right, those are spoilers :p


Great job, asshole.
 

Don Breezio

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2004, 01:55:51 AM »
just saw it..giv eit 7 out 10..great dracula vs werewolf scene...can't believe that chick dies....oh right, those are spoilers :p

damn man...somebody edit that out of there
 

JTSimon

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2004, 06:36:22 AM »
Well I watched it last night...kinda disappointed at the story line and how it was played out. I give Van Helsing 3.5/5 stars.

Special effects saved this movie.
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2004, 07:01:17 AM »
was a good movie, thought it was a bit cheesy with the acting in parts
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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2004, 08:51:23 AM »
was a good movie, thought it was a bit cheesy with the acting in parts

yea, i thought so too
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2004, 07:30:31 PM »
I was bout to go see it, but there was so many shitty reviews for this movie..so i didnt go...i noticed that its the same director that made the mummy series...is this movie at least good as the mummy? i liked that movie...
 

Don Breezio

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2004, 10:18:57 PM »
^^ yeah its as good as the mummy

it was very cheesy in some parts...but i dont think it made it a bad movie at all...it was entertaining...but @ kain670...how were you dissapointed in the way the story played out? it really wasnt very predictable...i mean nobody thought she'd die, and i didnt expect everything to be all tied together w/ clues and stuff and secret paintings and what not....i liked the way they played out the story.
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2004, 12:56:22 AM »
it was very cheesy in some parts...but i dont think it made it a bad movie at all...it was entertaining...but @ kain670...how were you dissapointed in the way the story played out? it really wasnt very predictable...i mean nobody thought she'd die, and i didnt expect everything to be all tied together w/ clues and stuff and secret paintings and what not....i liked the way they played out the story.

SPOILERS

Ok so who/what was Van Helsing? reborn to kill Dracula again?

Who orphaned Van Helsing in Vatican City with the ring/missing piece of painting for the door?

This movie could have been done without that main chick Kate whatever...her meaningless scenes with the female vampires went for about 30 minutes total just plain stupid/booring.

The whole Dracula baby/electricity bring my offspring to life was crap.

Acting wasn't that cheesy...thats how Dracula movies are.


 

eS El Duque

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2004, 09:31:17 AM »
it was very cheesy in some parts...but i dont think it made it a bad movie at all...it was entertaining...but @ kain670...how were you dissapointed in the way the story played out? it really wasnt very predictable...i mean nobody thought she'd die, and i didnt expect everything to be all tied together w/ clues and stuff and secret paintings and what not....i liked the way they played out the story.

SPOILERS

Ok so who/what was Van Helsing? reborn to kill Dracula again?

Who orphaned Van Helsing in Vatican City with the ring/missing piece of painting for the door?

This movie could have been done without that main chick Kate whatever...her meaningless scenes with the female vampires went for about 30 minutes total just plain stupid/booring.

The whole Dracula baby/electricity bring my offspring to life was crap.

Acting wasn't that cheesy...thats how Dracula movies are.





Spoiler...

i think he was Gabrial, one of God's angels. Van Helsing has been alive for a long ass time. He killed dracula nad took the ring :D...and that painting shit was givin to him by the priest guy..he didn't have it.
 

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Re:Van Helsing
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2004, 10:09:35 AM »
Even the special effects couldn't save this for me. My overwhelming feeling when watching it was that I was seeing a move made for small children... A real big let down.
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