WATS.........?

[Don Breezio]

What did god say when he made the first black guy?



ooops burnt one!

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theres a couple guys talking in a bar...the first guys says:

"so how'd your first wife die?"

the second guy says "mushroom poisoning"

then the first guy says "so howd your second wife die?"

the second guy says "she wouldnt eat the mushrooms"

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why are black peoples hands & feet white?



god had them on their hands and feet when he spray painted them

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.


Put a can of beans in it.


How do you get em out?


Walk past with the tin opener.!

Isn't that supposed to be a Mexican joke? I don't get how that'd apply to Jews...LOL

[bez]

How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.


Put a can of beans in it.


How do you get em out?


Walk past with the tin opener.!

Isn't that supposed to be a Mexican joke? I don't get how that'd apply to Jews...LOL

Yer man, I know I just gon fucked up don't I!

lol, for the ones who didn't get the other jokes.  An anereix and a polo mint.  THe polo mint would act as a lifering.  They are so thin they can get into the tiny hole in the middle.


The twix one was quite obvious.  Can't be arsed explaning.

Heres one:

How do you stop a nigga from drowning?















Take your foot off his head.

[white Boy]

THis 1 is really fucked up...



There is a cadillac with 3 black people inside, it loses control and goes off a clif, and all three die. Whats the sad part about the story?























Cadillacs can fit 5 people..

[bez]

LMMFAO!

[eKardz]

ok im going to apoligize in advance but these 2 are bad , but i died when i heard it so here goes:

whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

the snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.




how do you get a one armed polish man out of a tree?

wave.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree?

cut the rope.



what do you have when theres one black guy stuck on the moon?

a problem.

what do u get when all the black people are on the moon?

problem solved.

[bez]

lol, I cant get enough of these.

People in college are loving my gags, well yours, but the credit it mine, muahahahah!!

[Da WCC Hopar!]

come on u guys i no u guys have more hit um up the homies at skool are lovin these jokes

[Throwback]

why does stevie wonder smile all the time??

he doesn't know he's black
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Why are niggas so fast?

the slow ones are in jail
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how do you call it when a nigga has sex?

rape
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what do santa and a smart nigga have in common?

both don't exist

[bez]

why does stevie wonder smile all the time??

he doesn't know he's black
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Why are niggas so fast?

the slow ones are in jail
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how do you call it when a nigga has sex?

rape
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what do santa and a smart nigga have in common?

both don't exist

LMNAO!

[eKardz]

how do u starve a black guy?

hide his food stamps under his workboots

[West C. Connected]

Let's make some white people jokes too.

[mrtonguetwista]

Let's make some white people jokes too.

What do you call a white guy with no arms, no legs in a box?  Cracker

[West C. Connected]

Let's make some white people jokes too.

What do you call a white guy with no arms, no legs in a box?  Cracker

lol Made me smile but c'mooon we've got better ones.
Don't forget about the Asian jokes too.
And no, "What's an Asian? A dude with a small penis HAHAHAHAHA" doesn't count.

[E. J. Rizo]

what does the black kid get for Xmas?

your bike