Author Topic: The Mormon Name Generator  (Read 746 times)

mauzip

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The Mormon Name Generator
« on: June 07, 2004, 03:27:24 AM »
They're a funny old bunch, those latter day saints. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Bible, the Utah Mormons tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the parents' names into one (BenDonna, for example). Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking; names like Zestpool and Zon'tl aren't uncommon.

We can understand why you might be jealous of names like these. After all, they are far more interesting and exciting than your own. Luckily, help is at hand with the Mormon Name Generator; simply indicate your first name, last name and your gender preference below, and we'll Mormonise your moniker.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/

Yours truly,

Maris Veithe
 

Leggy Hendrix

Re:The Mormon Name Generator
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2004, 05:28:33 AM »
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Re:The Mormon Name Generator
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2004, 09:38:47 AM »
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2004, 11:34:48 AM »
Braedon Azariah

Dats right bitch
 

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Jamen Courage

sounds like a wrestlers name
 

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Re:The Mormon Name Generator
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2004, 12:01:11 PM »
Caramon Azariah


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smerlus

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Re:The Mormon Name Generator
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2004, 12:05:39 PM »
you and Sikotic are brothers
 

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Re:The Mormon Name Generator
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2004, 12:54:13 AM »
 Cejac Zaragrunudgeyon





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oh well salt lake here i come...
 

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Re:The Mormon Name Generator
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2004, 09:58:47 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2004, 11:20:17 AM »
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