It's August 22, 2025, 04:34:18 PM
Finally! After such a long wait, two teaser sites have been released.Maccer.net - http://www.maccer.net/EpsilonProgram.com - http://www.epsilonprogram.com/Read no more, check them out! If you don't think they are the real deal, I urge you to just read before making judgment, because it is a fundamental skill. By the way, there are more teaser sites, and we will let you know when those are updated.Also, I want to make something clear since a lot of people seem to be confused about what a teaser site really is. They aren't websites to unload San Andreas info at you. That's what the Official Site is for. Teaser sites are websites that give you the perspective of someone living in the fantasy state of San Andreas. They give depth to characters or fake companies in the game, for a bit of humor, and other than those connections they can have nothing to do with the game. The teaser sites are around to remind us that GTA: San Andreas will have the humor that we love from Grand Theft Auto games, since many of us seem to have forgotten this side of the game.
4. MACCER IS BANNED FROM AUSTRALIA.True - But Maccer would like to point out, he doesn't want to go to Australia, and doesn't like Australians.
7. MACCER HAS BEEN ADDICTED, AT VARIOUS POINTS, TO ECSTASY, COCAINE, PAINKILLERS, SMACK, ALCOHOL, GAMBLING, STRIP CLUBS, SELF-PLEASURING, EXERCISE, AND RETAIL THERAPY.False - Maccer has never knowingly done a day's excercise in his life.
the 12 tenets of Kifflom:1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
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