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Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« on: September 02, 2004, 07:52:40 AM »


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"
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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2004, 08:00:26 AM »
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

lmao props
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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2004, 08:18:37 AM »


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.






9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

LMFAO HAHAHAHA,  i would of loved to heard number 9 said on tv lol.
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2004, 12:56:17 PM »

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

LMFAO, that was the best one
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2004, 01:01:09 PM »
LMAO
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2004, 01:12:26 PM »
LMAO...those are great  8)
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2004, 01:41:03 PM »
LMAO at least the last guy figured out what he said.
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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2004, 02:04:47 PM »
LMFAO did they really say that?

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2004, 03:54:08 PM »

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

LMFAO, that was the best one
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2004, 03:55:30 PM »
thats funny, id like audio of each one tho
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2004, 02:46:38 AM »
LMAO @ that last one!
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2004, 03:59:01 AM »


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."


NBC didn't say that one
 

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Re: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2004, 04:45:40 AM »
lol, pretty funny, #9 was best