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eS El Duque

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Its my birthday, I can legally buy porn
« on: September 23, 2004, 11:09:27 AM »
I turn 18 tomorrow, anyone got any suggestions?  8)

edit: Im 18, i bought my first porno (legally)...probably the only porn i'll ever buy :D
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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2004, 11:20:09 AM »
go buy some cigs and porn, then jack some alcohol and then go to an 18 + club and stay out past curfew since u don't have 1 anymore LOL
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2004, 11:21:31 AM »
yeah learn that being on the internet means never having to say you're sorry

and never having to pay for porn  ;D
 

eS El Duque

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2004, 12:24:24 PM »
go buy some cigs and porn, then jack some alcohol and then go to an 18 + club and stay out past curfew since u don't have 1 anymore LOL

I did that grad night lol, except for the pron part.
yeah learn that being on the internet means never having to say you're sorry

and never having to pay for porn ;D

yea, but I wanna buy porn, so I know im old now ;D
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2004, 12:28:32 PM »
ok send me $40 and i'll send you some cd's with porn on them

there, you bought porn and made me money and we're both happy  ;D
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2004, 12:30:16 PM »
too bad you cant buy alcohol being 18 like I can  :D j/k enjoy your "adultness"... I was depressed when I turned 18, because well I dont exactly remember why but I guess it was because nothing really changed in my life, except getting into clubs, watching NC-17 movies and buying alcohol lost the gangsta-touch :/
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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 01:03:38 PM »
^^i did all that on my 15th also ??? :-\
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 02:12:57 PM »
umm i bought porn wen i was like 15.. now i download free porn... only thing changed for me at 18 is i could buy cigs... shit sucks.. canada is 19 for alcohol right? wen i was in toronto i used the WORST fake id.. and was drinkin like crazy
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2004, 02:20:38 PM »
My age has never stopped me from buying anything that im "underage" for. You just got to know the right places to buy them at.
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2004, 02:29:19 PM »
wow.. thats crazy... i haven't been asked for ID out here since i've been like.. what.. 14/15???

i got a ID where im 21 now anyway so im straight, wether it be in the states or out here..
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2004, 02:30:28 PM »
rampant.. i though u died and deleted your account...
 

eS El Duque

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2004, 02:30:59 PM »
Nah, im just saying, i've bought my first playboy when i was 14 :D. Im just saying, it's gonna feel dope to buy porn, legally.

Too bad I gotta wait another year to fucking drink (legally ;)), I don't smoke cigz. I think you gotta be 19 to buy cigars legally, but I buy em anywayz at my local corner store owned by some muslim buddies i've known from school ;D

I always give the liquer store the excuse I lost my i.d, so they sell to me anywayz (only when im buyin 150-200 dollers worth of liquer they dont give a shit)

One time my buddy used my same excuse, said he lost his i.d The lady asked him how old he was, she packed up the beer already so all he had to do was give her the money.

He said "18", She asked agian "how old are you"  he said "18", she asked agian, he said 18 agian...4 fucking times  >:( lol...all he had to do was say 19 and we'd be out with the beer..lol, funniest shit ever.
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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2004, 02:36:59 PM »
rampant.. i though u died and deleted your account...

me too
 

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Re: Tomorrow, I can buy PORN...
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2004, 02:50:05 PM »
I saw the delete account feature and decided to try it.
 

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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2004, 04:34:47 PM »
I thought that too when I turned 18, but I realized how much easier it was to download it.
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