Favorite Chappelle Quote?

[-VZA-]

BREASSSSSSSSSST MILLLLLLLLLK... YOU MAKE MY DAYYYYYYYY!!

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

"And that children, was the first time i ever sucked dick for coke"

[Sikotic™]

To me that Playa Haters ball was the funniest skit Dave made next to Rick James. The whole thing was hysterical

"As I drink from this cup somebody probably spit in..."
"Why DOn't ya click your heel's 3 times and go back to Africa"

Classic shit. I remember crying like a baby when I saw that skit.

[-VZA-]

"She was a nigger lover"

[Wild_Elmo]

The 8 mile part when here goes: "Joeks and jokes and jokes and jokes... spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti...."

hahahah yeah man that was hilarious

[i love men who take pictures with their booty's out]

him and mos def sittin in the jail cell....

" good nite Cornroll Wallace, watch out  4 the wolves..."

he lays down goes to sleep 4 3seconds..

" is it mornin yet? "


him dancin with Cornroll Wallaces dead corpse..

"wobble wobble ..wobble wobble..."

[On The Edge of Insanity]

"Damn, all that crazy dancing making my penis soft"

[davida.b.]

My favorite quote comes from the player haters ball skit:

"What can be said about your suit that hasn't already been said about Asghanistan?"

[i love men who take pictures with their booty's out]

"The endless pursuit of crack leaves me tired and depleated. but now cocaine comes in a delicious shake...REDBALLS! It gives me wings.::opens can takes a squig:: agh.....mmmmmm hummmina hummmina hummmina!!!!"


"its called, crack, its great, and its so simple to make ..all u need is some cocaine, bakin soda..
and i think i tasted egg n cinnamon "

[MANBEARPIG.]

Dice Game:

When I leave, Niggas come together like butt cheeks-eddie griffin

[white Boy]

prince - "this bores me"