Favorite Chappelle Quote?

[Suga Foot]

May have been done before, but we can do it again.

My favorite is when they are at the player haters ball and they look at the picture of Rosie O Donnell, and Chappelle goes "she wears underwear with dickholes in em"  I can't watch that without laughing my ass off.

[white Boy]

cant think of 1, but his new commercial for the VMA is hillarious

"On august 29 just like many of you, i will be watching the vmas at home, afterwards im going to eat some ice cream and masturbate, wont you join me"

[Woodrow]

"she wears underwear with dickholes in em"

That one is CLASSIC.

The Law and order episode where the cop is testifying: "And then his wife threw her titties in my hand your honor. It was wierd"

The 8 mile part when here goes: "Joeks and jokes and jokes and jokes... spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti...."

The sick kid skit where he goes: "Feel better" right before he leaves.

[MANBEARPIG.]

oh man......


Player Haters Ball:
   -"Im surprised you dont like my coat...I made it from your momma's back hair"
   -"You like a cracked out Ice-T"< it was really Ice-T

[ecrazy]

oh man......


Player Haters Ball:
 -"Im surprised you dont like my coat...I made it from your momma's back hair"

Thats my favorite

[-VZA-]

i like one of the scenes that got deleted from the hater's ball... the big guy starts talkin about dave's hos and he says "your hos look like a bag of skittles" because they're all dressed with bright colors on.  then dave responds "i would talk about your hos but it looks like you ate them."  everybody on the set just falls out laughin... pure hilarity.

[Eddie G.]

"Oh no, its Flipper, the n**** hatin dolphin!!!"

[MANBEARPIG.]

HHAAHAH^


Break yo self fool! OMG its wayne Brady! RUN!!


Niggas cancel my show and shit goes crazy!

[Montana00]

the entire wayne brady skit was classic. He took this guy with a squeaky clean image and flipped his image upside down, and he was so good at it.

"Nigga this is not an option."

[DAYUM]

"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"

[Lincoln]

Charlie Murphy - Yo Prince, it's kinda hot out here. You got a towel man?

Prince - Why don't you purify yourself in the clear waters of Lake Minotonka?

[Primo]

The whole Black white supremecist thing has he rollin everytime I watch it.

[A-Trak]

"Your Too Close" Chappelle playing Dylan as he Chokes Wyclef Jean

[MANBEARPIG.]

"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"

it goes like this


"Like the good book says; Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock.....And I Shall SMOKETH IT! "



My all time favorite:

Dog Food tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!

[DAYUM]

"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"

it goes like this


"Like the good book says; Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock.....And I Shall SMOKETH IT! "



My all time favorite:

Dog Food tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!

coo

and LMAO i like that 2nd quote too