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Suga Foot

Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« on: August 24, 2004, 10:19:43 PM »
May have been done before, but we can do it again.

My favorite is when they are at the player haters ball and they look at the picture of Rosie O Donnell, and Chappelle goes "she wears underwear with dickholes in em"  I can't watch that without laughing my ass off.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2004, 10:22:13 PM »
cant think of 1, but his new commercial for the VMA is hillarious

"On august 29 just like many of you, i will be watching the vmas at home, afterwards im going to eat some ice cream and masturbate, wont you join me"
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2004, 10:35:10 PM »
Quote from: Adon on August 24, 2004, 10:19:43 PM
"she wears underwear with dickholes in em"

That one is CLASSIC.

The Law and order episode where the cop is testifying: "And then his wife threw her titties in my hand your honor. It was wierd"

The 8 mile part when here goes: "Joeks and jokes and jokes and jokes... spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti...."

The sick kid skit where he goes: "Feel better" right before he leaves.
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MANBEARPIG.

Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2004, 12:16:37 AM »
oh man......


Player Haters Ball:
   -"Im surprised you dont like my coat...I made it from your momma's back hair"
   -"You like a cracked out Ice-T"< it was really Ice-T

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2004, 01:35:05 AM »
Quote from: KIDrenegade619 Got The Streets In a Muthafuckin Cobra Clutch You Bitch! on August 25, 2004, 12:16:37 AM
oh man......


Player Haters Ball:
 -"Im surprised you dont like my coat...I made it from your momma's back hair"



Thats my favorite
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2004, 09:11:22 AM »
i like one of the scenes that got deleted from the hater's ball... the big guy starts talkin about dave's hos and he says "your hos look like a bag of skittles" because they're all dressed with bright colors on.  then dave responds "i would talk about your hos but it looks like you ate them."  everybody on the set just falls out laughin... pure hilarity.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2004, 12:04:05 PM »
"Oh no, its Flipper, the n**** hatin dolphin!!!"
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2004, 03:59:21 PM »
HHAAHAH^


Break yo self fool! OMG its wayne Brady! RUN!!


Niggas cancel my show and shit goes crazy!


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2004, 04:05:29 PM »
the entire wayne brady skit was classic. He took this guy with a squeaky clean image and flipped his image upside down, and he was so good at it.

"Nigga this is not an option."
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2004, 06:57:23 PM »
"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2004, 08:38:52 PM »
Charlie Murphy - Yo Prince, it's kinda hot out here. You got a towel man?

Prince - Why don't you purify yourself in the clear waters of Lake Minotonka?
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2004, 09:22:55 PM »
The whole Black white supremecist thing has he rollin everytime I watch it.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2004, 10:20:56 PM »
"Your Too Close" Chappelle playing Dylan as he Chokes Wyclef Jean
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MANBEARPIG.

Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2004, 10:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Geewood on August 25, 2004, 06:57:23 PM
"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"

it goes like this


"Like the good book says; Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock.....And I Shall SMOKETH IT! "



My all time favorite:

Dog Food tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Quote?
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2004, 04:56:35 PM »
Quote from: KIDrenegade619 Got The Streets In a Muthafuckin Cobra Clutch You Bitch! on August 25, 2004, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Geewood on August 25, 2004, 06:57:23 PM
"Like the good book says Thee who layeth the first rock and i shall smoketheth"

it goes like this


"Like the good book says; Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock.....And I Shall SMOKETH IT! "



My all time favorite:

Dog Food tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!

coo

and LMAO i like that 2nd quote too
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