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Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« on: October 04, 2004, 02:14:12 PM »
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2004, 02:22:59 PM »
I bet downy coulda given that dog a run for its money.
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2004, 02:27:52 PM »
ok thats just fucked up in so many ways
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2004, 02:34:33 PM »
New Pedigree Chum flavour.....DICK!
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2004, 03:29:14 PM »
how strangely disturbing...
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2004, 03:52:51 PM »
cough*bullshit*cough

OK, if he's in his underwear, was his dick hanging out of it? cuz if it wasn't, how in the hell are you gonna accidentally cut it off?  And seriously, if you're chasing a chicken around, wouldn't you notice the feeling of grabbing your OWN dick, and then feel the knife cutting through it? I don't know about yall, but i'd be pretty quick to STOP if i thought i was about to sever my penis. And then, his dog charges him, and instantly EATS HIS DICK??? Shit just don't make sense. Then again there are some dumbfucks out there. Peace
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2004, 04:23:20 PM »
It's not bullshit its legit man lol. Reuters doesnt fake shit.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2004, 04:29:39 PM »
LOL...HOW DOES SOMEONE MISTAKE HIS PENIS FOR CHICKEN NECK???
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2004, 05:22:22 PM »
read this on yahoo news too.....

that shit is so funny, imagine what he felt like when he saw the dog eat his dick....lol
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2004, 05:43:30 PM »
I would kill the fuckin dog. I would feel bad for the poor animal, but he made a big fuckin mistake.
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2004, 05:43:45 PM »
LOL!!!!!!!! First I saw "Man cuts off Penis.." and started laughing, then when i clicked on tha g-spot, i saw "Dog Eats It" And just started laughin my ass off!!!!!!
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2004, 05:58:22 PM »
WAS HIS NAME DAMON
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2004, 06:19:23 PM »
Thats why you always CHOKE the chicken...

I've got this exclusive photo from the scene:



seriously tho... I don't care HOW old you are, you just don't chop off your dick. I'd be willing to bet dude was trying to do something sick with the dog, the dog bit down, and the guy made up an excuse.

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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2004, 06:25:57 PM »
The dog had a dick in his mouth...what a fag..lol
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Re: Man Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2004, 06:49:31 PM »
^thats probably exactly wat happened... he was gettin head from the dog.. and the dog dint like the taste of sperm
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