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an update on the Tag team dog on a pole steal kennel matchthis just in, dog wrestler Stray Gimp Leg has gone to a better place (back home to his owner) Smerlus' stocks increased but his chances at beating Sik and Rock decreased by .0004 because we all know he's going to euthanize Rock and send Sik to the dog house
OMG!!!! JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS TO STRESSLEMANIA AND THIS SURPRISE MATCH HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE CARD A FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH INCLUDING SGV, AG, JOME, AND EL DOOKIE...OMG!!! THE MAYHEM
Tech got big money title belts, legacy, status and an undefeated record. Yall need to add Trauma and Jake, to the list of Techs opponents to make this even worth Tech stoppin endorsement deals and 9-5 golfing to climb back into his Demolition ring tights.Englewood bwoy, you need to be on some Siberian training, running up state legislators building steps, punching hanging dead cows in freezers shit to compete.
Bitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song**Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands**Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*
lmao, so the sgv an jake match is off the card
Quote from: King Tech Quadafi on October 13, 2004, 09:35:22 PMBitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song**Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands**Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*dude, give it up, you're muslim...1. you'll be late to the match cause you can't get past security2. you'll talk about kicking alot of ass but in turn you'll get stomped on3. you'll claim it's unfair and that you were doomed to fail because of the jews and western policy4. you'll get a bunch of has been posters together to declare jihad on the champions of Stresslemania5. you'll ambush us in other posts with titles like "Hot Content" knowing we like porn6. then we will launch a major campaign to liberate your screen names and once again become victorious
Quote from: Cartman on October 13, 2004, 09:45:50 PMQuote from: King Tech Quadafi on October 13, 2004, 09:35:22 PMBitch, Tech is on the card. Thats based off status alone. While you sippin diet coke and chewing on pretzels in the 53rd aisle at Stresslemania, Techs publicists is gettin 2 ways from Tom to join the card just because of who Tech is. Shit, Techs beef with Engle hit its peak 1-2 years ago. But just of respect, Tom wants Tech there at least to shoot a promo, or maybe wave to a couple of fans.*walks down the aisle at Stresslemania in a Gucci suit to Ted Dibiases theme song**Sees fat buzz cutted red necked chump in army uniform at Stresslemania leaning over railings to touch Techs hands**Slaps diet coke out of chumps hands and spits on his face*dude, give it up, you're muslim...1. you'll be late to the match cause you can't get past security2. you'll talk about kicking alot of ass but in turn you'll get stomped on3. you'll claim it's unfair and that you were doomed to fail because of the jews and western policy4. you'll get a bunch of has been posters together to declare jihad on the champions of Stresslemania5. you'll ambush us in other posts with titles like "Hot Content" knowing we like porn6. then we will launch a major campaign to liberate your screen names and once again become victoriousThis lame is now intimidated by Tech, we all know you aint showing up to Stresslemania. Youre gonna bum change for 3 months to afford the 19.99 pay per view at your trailer park.*shakes ring ropes like the Warrior*